Sharenator Troll Apocalypse 6

Make sure to read 1-4 first, feel free to skip number 5.

(Embers POV, you have been warned)

Yesterday was by far the worst day every. It was even worse than the time I caught myself singing one of beaver’s songs. That was pretty bad “Baby baby baby ohhhh-my god” I sang, see just did it again. Anyway, back to talking to myself. It wasn’t even the trolls trolling everyone that was making everything suckish. No, it was because Ember wasn’t able to get her shiny.

Flash back
There I was minding my own business just stalking Dark after yelling "NYAN KITTEH FOR TEH WINS" at him you know the usual, plus trolls. I spotted something out of the corner of my eye, the shiny. I was about to skip over and grab the shiny so I could sing the shiny song but nooooooooooo Dark just had to get attacked by a troll. He probably just thought it was a regular guy, he still hasn’t learned to say hello after you give the person a good shoe beating. I sighed taking my left shoe off as he ran up to the man. Oh shit! I thought as Dark we attacked by two trolls. No, bad troll! I shouted in my head as I saw one grab Dark from behind. I used my many years of practice and beat the hell out of the troll. He fell to the ground; I wish I could set him on fire with my mind. “Leave my DarkHunter alone!” I yelled at him even though he was dead It made me feel better to yell, its fun. I wanted to get my shiny but I had to make sure that Dark was safe.

End flash back

Well, he is safe now he is with SuperPost. As long as they don’t do anything stupid they should be fine. I had to go after my shiny “nyan” my cat looked at me worriedly. “You want to come with me bud?” I asked him. “Nyan” he excitedly jumped into my backpack and purred. “For teh shiny!” I loudly whispered as I jumped out the window. I snuck around to the front of the house hoping that nobody saw me. Luckily nobody saw, unfortunately in front of the house there where the trolls separating me and my shiny.

Patrick jumped out of my bag and sat beside me. He looked away then back to me and purred. Looking to the left I saw what made Patrick exited. One of the neighbors had a metal trashcan out. Patrick looked happy with himself, he should to it was a good plan. Patrick got up and ran around the backside of the house. After about a minute he was on the other side ready to hit the trashcan. I nodded to him as I prepared to run like there was an evil fish behind me.

Three, two, one Pat ran to the trashcan and CRASH! He knocked it over nosily into the street. As I sprinted to the shiny I saw Patrick run back to the window we left open. I grabbed my shiny and ran back across the street, the trolls were still distracted, hazzah for me. I gracefully skidded as I stopped and my face said hello to the ground. I looked up to my cat looking at me with amusement in his eyes. I got up and pulled myself back through the window. Patrick jumped up beside me; I had my shiny and was free to sing the shiny song.

“EMBER HAS A SHINY A WONDERFULL SHINY, SHINY. LOOK AT HOW IT SHINES, FOR IT IS EMBERS WONDERFULL BEAUTIFULL SHINY AND IT’S JUST SO SHINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!” I sang/screamed at the top of my longs. Patrick was covering his ears with his paws glaring at me. Just then Dark and SuperPost ran in both with the funniest wtf expressions ever. “What?” I said, really there acting like they never met me. They looked at each other and shrugged before backing out of the room. I just know that they’re going to ask me about it later. Ah well, at least I have my shiny I sat down on the floor and closed my eyes as Patrick jumped into my lap to get pet.

  • ember
  • August 2, 2011, 9:41 am
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  • 1

    Fucking AWESOME, that was just hilarious :D SHE FOUND HER SHINY!

  • 1

    I got a shiny and its mine, all mine!

    No, it's Embers shiny!
    - ember August 2, 2011, 9:49 am
    *Slaps Superpost* Give Ember teh shiny!
    - DarkHunter August 2, 2011, 9:50 am
    - SuperPost August 2, 2011, 9:50 am
    - DarkHunter August 2, 2011, 9:54 am
    - SuperPost August 2, 2011, 9:55 am
    Don't make me tophat you.
    - DarkHunter August 2, 2011, 9:56 am
    ... That troll said your tophat sucks.
    - SuperPost August 2, 2011, 9:58 am
    Troll got cut in half by my tophat.
    - DarkHunter August 2, 2011, 10:06 am
    ... Thats why there was...
    - SuperPost August 2, 2011, 10:08 am
    - DarkHunter August 2, 2011, 10:09 am
  • 1

    hahaha awesome...i wana shiny

    Is Embers shiny!! Moelester can go get his own! *runs away with shiny*
    - ember August 2, 2011, 10:18 am
    i gots a better shiny...i puts it in my shiny box
    - moelester August 2, 2011, 10:24 am
    LIES! Embers shiny is better!
    - ember August 2, 2011, 10:25 am
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