Sexual Misconceptions

What were some sexual misconceptions you had, when you were younger?

Mine was when I was first in sex ed, the teacher said girls had three holes below the waist. It through me for a loop, and I was scared I wouldn't be able to find the right one when I had my first sexual experience.

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  • 13

    When they first did sex ed when I was in Primary School, I used to get really confused as to why guys didn't have periods..

    • SuDoku
    • February 23, 2011, 1:10 pm
    - castlewarsisawsome February 23, 2011, 1:20 pm
    and actully if i was your teacher and you asked me 3 times i would have yelled " cause boys dont have fucking vaginas!!!". just want to let you know
    - castlewarsisawsome February 23, 2011, 3:26 pm
    I think it's more to do with the whole uterus/ovary thing, but you know ;)
    - SuDoku February 23, 2011, 3:42 pm
    well you make a good point but all of that would be basicly useless without a vigina
    - castlewarsisawsome February 23, 2011, 3:47 pm
  • 10

    lol I had the same misconception as you. I also thought girls sat down to pee because they peed through their butts.

    • Pharmon
    • February 23, 2011, 1:07 pm
    That's a fucking hilarious thought
    - Firebird92 February 23, 2011, 1:32 pm
  • 8

    When I was little I knew babies came from a man sticking his penis in a womens vagina, but I thought you had to pee in them.

    No kidding? Same here!
    - rain42 February 23, 2011, 2:45 pm
    Same, I knew it didn't make sense, but I was to young to understand any thing else a dick could do up in there.
    - BobTheJanitor February 24, 2011, 7:00 am
  • 7

    This was my actual Reaction, only not with a machine gun

    • BEASTY
    • February 23, 2011, 10:45 am
  • 6

    Haha your teacher is a dumbass it's obvious girls have four holes below the waist :P

    i know yeah, three holes??!?! now that's just silly :)
    - BadassSquirrel February 23, 2011, 9:46 am
    Hmm.. I'm really confused now :/
    - buddyfoeva February 23, 2011, 10:34 am
    Please explain your confusion and I shall try to help in the best way i can :)
    - BadassSquirrel February 23, 2011, 10:39 am
    See 3 holes was enough for me now 4 whats next 5?
    - buddyfoeva February 23, 2011, 10:44 am
    Ahhh, don't worry this is perfectly natural. All you have to do is plug the holes, which you dont intend to penetrate, with whatever you feel is necessary and POOF! 4 holes can now be 3, 2 or 1 :) if you still have problems then i can wait to answer further problems you have.
    - BadassSquirrel February 23, 2011, 10:57 am
    right there behind the knee :)
    - Pyutchy8011 February 23, 2011, 5:08 pm
    Aha how'd you know dude only very experienced guys know bout that one ;)
    - MalverdeAl100 February 23, 2011, 5:10 pm
    The fourth hole is apparently behind the knee...and i wouldnt be suprised if people who are weird like that to find a a 5th or 6th hole
    - Reddeath195 February 23, 2011, 9:56 pm
    im a girl :D
    that reallly helps
    - Pyutchy8011 February 24, 2011, 2:04 am
    - miketehpope February 24, 2011, 2:32 am
    - MalverdeAl100 February 24, 2011, 6:31 am
    - Pyutchy8011 February 24, 2011, 3:36 pm
    Damn right XD
    - Reddeath195 March 22, 2011, 5:24 am
  • 4

    I used to think a condom was an ice bag for when you got hit in the balls

    LOL! XD
    - SuDoku February 24, 2011, 7:10 am
    I thought it was a balloon
    - shadomas February 24, 2011, 8:16 am
    Lol my parents thought it was hillarious when I was little
    - imfrikknbad February 24, 2011, 12:24 pm
    i used to put them on car antennas
    - Reddeath195 March 22, 2011, 5:25 am
  • 2

    i know i have had one but i dont remember it

  • 2

    I didn't know about a girl's wamjambo pulvation valve until sex ed.

    • Ertrov
    • February 23, 2011, 3:44 pm
    o_O Hmm I'm a girl and still haven't heard of that one...
    - TexBex February 24, 2011, 9:50 am
    Did it go a little something like this?
    - Reddeath195 March 22, 2011, 5:28 am
  • 2

    yup i went to a private catholic school im lucky i know what sex is and most of that knowledge comes from raiding my older bros hidden porn files on our comp

  • 2

    I always wondered why we boys got hard down there, the porn came along, its a great tingling sensation

    • February 23, 2011, 5:11 pm
  • 2

    See when I was growing up I had it completely backwards from the normal 6th grader. Instead of knowing a vagina was for peeing and not knowing it was for sex as well, I always thought girls pissed out of their ass... knew the vag was for sex. Go figure.

  • 2

    OK this isn't about sex per se, but I thought the protective "cups" boys wore for sports were actually cups so they could pee in them and stay in the game. LOL

    • TexBex
    • February 24, 2011, 9:49 am
  • 2

    when i was little i walked in on an Asian adult anime and the chick had teeth down there so i was like fuck that shit i aint stickin nothin down there

    • Jabori
    • February 24, 2011, 11:32 am
  • 1

    LMAO, No I don't think I have any if I think of one I'll let you know.

    • gemie89
    • February 23, 2011, 9:08 am
  • 1

    when i was little i walked in on an Asian adult anime and the chick had teeth down there so i was like fuck that shit i aint stickin nothin down there

    • Jabori
    • February 24, 2011, 12:57 pm
  • 1

    i used to think if a girl didnt close her legs while seh was drinking something the liquid would leak out of her vagina

  • 1

    i never had any misconceptions my mom explained everything in kindergarten 2 me and i understood it completely. go figure, i wuz a weird kid

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