Riddlemania 6!

1: A woman announces that she could walk on water for 10 minutess. She said she would do it on a nearby river. A large group of people went out to watch her. They saw her actually do it. (the river was not dry)How is this possible?
2: An old starving wolf came upon a flock of sheep fenced in behind a tall metal fance. This fence was too high to jump over and he couldn't dig under it. The bars of the fence were close together, but because the wolf was so thin, he could just squeeze through the bars. The problem was that if he ate any of the sheep on the other side of the fence, he wouldn't be able to squeeze back through the fence. The sheep farmer might then come and shoot him.
Puzzled, the wolf sat there. A little sheep said,"Mr. Wolf, I know how to solve your problem!" The other sheep quickly told the lamb to shut the fuck up! What would the lamb have said?
3: How high would you have to count before you use the letter "a" in the spelling of a number?
4: A young boy who played on his school's soccer team made the following comment: "Four days ago, my team won a game 4-1, but none of the boys on the team scored any goals. Also, the other team didn't score against itself accidentally." How is this possible?
5: In a town in ancient Atlantis, they had a law that said ALL men must shave everyday. The barber in town shaved all of the men's faces, but nobody shaved the barber's face. The barber was a healthy, normal, 40-year old person. Why wasn't the barer breaking the law?
Remember, 50% credit to whoever gets these right!
Riddlemania 7 coming soon...

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  • 2

    1. shallow river
    2. take a huge fucking dump
    3. forever
    4. girl scored
    5. barbers a dudette

    Interesting way of putting it, but it's too late!
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 6:19 am
  • 1

    1. the water is frozen
    2.the wolf would walk around the fence?
    3. 101
    4. a girl scored
    5.the barber was a woman

    3: no (AND doesn't count)
    4: yes
    5: yes
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 5:42 am
    3. 1000 then
    - awesomeeeee March 27, 2011, 5:43 am
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 5:45 am
    now the first 2?
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 5:45 am
    1. the water is frozen
    2. he walks around the fence, or he would eat 1, then loose the weight then eat another
    - awesomeeeee March 27, 2011, 5:46 am
    1: yes
    2: no! U can't lose weight that fast!
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 5:47 am
    2. the wolf drags the sheep through, kills it then carries on doing this until they are all dead, then eats them all
    - awesomeeeee March 27, 2011, 5:48 am
    How does the sheep drag it through the fence when it's too small for the sheep to squeeze through?
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 5:50 am
  • 1

    1. the water was frozen
    Edit 2. he drags a sheep through the fence and eats it on the otherside?
    Edit 3. one thousand
    4. they had girls on the team that scored
    5. the barbor was a woman, no facial hair

    1: yes
    2: partly, but how does he drag the sheep back if the sheep is too big?
    3: no (and doesn't count)
    4: yes
    5: yes
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 5:44 am
    sorry, i edited 3 to 1000
    - bufus101 March 27, 2011, 5:45 am
    now it's yes, but wat's #2?
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 5:46 am
    this is gruesome, but he kills the sheep, tears it to pieces and throws them with his mouth through the fence, then eats them on the other side haha
    - bufus101 March 27, 2011, 5:52 am
    yes! U win again! 3 time champion!
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 5:53 am
    Riddlemania 7 will be nxt...
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 5:53 am
    wow that was right? dam lol
    - bufus101 March 27, 2011, 5:54 am
    i gave him 3 off them....
    - awesomeeeee March 27, 2011, 5:56 am
    i had 1 4 and 5 myself. i just didnt post them before you because i wanted to post them all together. the only one you gave me is the 1000 one. so ask mario for partial credit if you want some cause you did help me
    - bufus101 March 27, 2011, 5:58 am
    ill ask for 10% because you helped with number 2 and 1
    - awesomeeeee March 27, 2011, 6:00 am
    and you recieve
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 6:01 am
    thats fair =)
    - bufus101 March 27, 2011, 6:01 am
    cheers mario
    - awesomeeeee March 27, 2011, 6:03 am
    *holds up wine glass* thank you, thank you!
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 6:05 am
    *gets out bacon and shares with everyone*
    - awesomeeeee March 27, 2011, 6:06 am
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 6:18 am
    we all love bacon, its the best discovery ever
    - awesomeeeee March 27, 2011, 6:20 am
    it is...riddlemania 7 is out now!
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 6:21 am
  • 1

    number 2 is a doozy. tough one

    rlly? It's not that hard.
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 5:44 am
    hey mario? would you be able to do me a favor for a second?
    - bufus101 March 27, 2011, 5:55 am
    who's mario?
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 6:01 am
    oh! rite! nm! anyway, wat u need?
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 6:02 am
    would you mind commenting on a post i made? for some reason it isnt showing up on the recent posts even though i just made it. commenting on it would make it show up in the feed. its the urinal sequence one on my page. if you dont mind =)
    - bufus101 March 27, 2011, 6:06 am
    sure! wats the link? And Riddlemania 7 is out now.
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 6:20 am
    just click my name its the first item
    - bufus101 March 27, 2011, 6:21 am
    k. Look at Riddlemania 7 too
    - mariofox03 March 27, 2011, 6:22 am
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