Public Toilet Conversation

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?"

I thought it a bit strange, but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"

Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo. How about you?"

I then heard the voice for the third time ....."Sorry buddy, I'll have to call you back.

I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

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  • vascol
  • October 11, 2011, 9:20 am
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    lol i'm using that phone joke as a prank

    • hightec
    • October 12, 2011, 10:13 am
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