Piss Off

I was just wondering what would be the best way to make a british person upset?
(33% of points to MalverdeAl100 and 33% to DarkHunter Cuz he was a good sport)

  • adduco
  • August 26, 2011, 3:34 am
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  • 8

    Us Brits, my dear fellow are sophisticated there for we look past america's many faults, i think that this view of us most annoys us

    • BEASTY
    • August 26, 2011, 4:15 am
    - Ertrov August 26, 2011, 5:36 am
    you mean
    and a period at the end of the sentence right???

    - adduco August 26, 2011, 5:38 am
    Im English, we don't care about grammar, thats Germany
    - BEASTY August 26, 2011, 7:25 am
    - Reddeath195 August 26, 2011, 4:28 pm
    sex is nothing like that here, trust me. just trust me
    - BEASTY August 26, 2011, 4:46 pm
    oh i believe you
    - Reddeath195 August 26, 2011, 6:29 pm
    No, that's CallMeGoogle.
    - FireRoastedFire September 2, 2011, 4:14 am
  • 4

    Throw our tea into Boston Harbour.

    • jokin
    • August 26, 2011, 4:06 am
  • 3

    Stereotype us. We don't all go around wearing pinstripe suits and bowler hats with an umbrella and a newspaper talking about the weather before having tea with the Queen or go around in a flat cap and dirty clothes sweeping chimneys for a living

    we are not all like this:
    brain of britain

    And we Americans are actually all like this.
    - Ertrov August 27, 2011, 10:51 pm
  • 2

    tell them you won ww2 for them, (assuming you're american), they hate that i've noticed

    yeah, that does piss off the brits seen as the americans did fuck all in the war
    - awesomeeeee August 26, 2011, 4:01 am
    - poopiteepoop August 26, 2011, 4:21 am
    And they didn't win Vietnam, fucking people living in a tree beat hardcore elite marines fuck off america
    - BEASTY September 2, 2011, 1:45 pm
  • 2

    I don't get annoyed ^_^
    +3 for the attempt though, I found it hilarious.

    - DarkicoN13 August 26, 2011, 7:00 pm
    - imfrikknbad September 2, 2011, 11:58 am
    - drakengard85 September 2, 2011, 2:04 pm
    I challange you to annoy me.
    - DarkHunter September 2, 2011, 2:05 pm
    I challange you to annoy me.
    - DarkHunter September 2, 2011, 2:06 pm
    I challange you to annoy me.
    - DarkHunter September 2, 2011, 2:06 pm
    - iGreenDay September 2, 2011, 7:10 pm
    - iGreenDay September 2, 2011, 7:11 pm
    - iGreenDay September 2, 2011, 7:11 pm
  • 1

    Well, personally, I'm too chilled out to give a fuck right now :)

    • SuDoku
    • August 26, 2011, 4:08 am
    STEAL ALL THE TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!...from sudoku
    - Reddeath195 August 26, 2011, 4:19 pm
    I.. Will.... Stay calm..
    There. That's better :)
    - SuDoku August 27, 2011, 12:23 am
    bwahahaha 100$ says otherwise :D
    - Reddeath195 August 27, 2011, 2:37 pm
    Easy money, cheers. Been wondering how to get some monies.

    And before the jokes start; no that does not involve whoring myself out somehow..
    - SuDoku August 27, 2011, 10:36 pm

    Damn you beat me to it
    - Reddeath195 August 27, 2011, 10:39 pm
    That gif.

    I'll be having my $100 now, please :D
    - SuDoku August 27, 2011, 10:44 pm
    hmmmm do i have tooo
    - Reddeath195 August 31, 2011, 10:37 am
    Them's the rules.
    Also, $100 would come in really handy right now.
    - SuDoku September 1, 2011, 7:03 am
    0_o why is thaaaat...not doing anything illegal are weeeeee
    - Reddeath195 September 1, 2011, 10:51 pm
    It's not to feed my desperate cocaine addiction at all...
    Seriously, it's not. I'm just basically a student with a part time job that pays poorly.
    - SuDoku September 2, 2011, 4:56 am
    Ok as long as it doesnt go to anything illegal here you go *hands over the 100$*
    - Reddeath195 September 2, 2011, 10:16 am
  • 1

    Take all their tea... then it will be nothing but anarchy

    you sir are a monster...
    - dabbler August 26, 2011, 5:32 am
  • 1

    Nothing can make a Brit mad my boy! They have high spirits!

    • gryxng
    • August 26, 2011, 4:36 am
    - DarkHunter August 26, 2011, 4:36 am
    Hmm on the contrary though..they are good people
    - gryxng August 26, 2011, 4:38 am
    I am indeed ^_^
    - DarkHunter August 26, 2011, 4:43 am
    Yes...oh William!! Cup'owine for the gent DarkHunter
    - gryxng August 26, 2011, 4:05 pm
    Thank you kind sir. You deserve a pat on the back.
    - DarkHunter August 26, 2011, 4:10 pm
    Well someone's a little prissy (Not you) Downrating all my comments on this page. Abusing downrating I guess, probably because they're just a bit retarded.
    - DarkHunter August 26, 2011, 4:18 pm
    or they don't like English folks?
    - gryxng August 26, 2011, 6:34 pm
    i noticed this for a long time so its really obeves
    - castlewarsisawsome August 26, 2011, 7:04 pm
  • 1

    trying to pick with one seems to work pretty well, at least it did for me.

  • 1

    Hypocrisy/Double standards piss me off every time.

    • Math
    • August 27, 2011, 5:21 am
  • 1

    Just thought I'd go ahead and leave this here from DarkicoN's post:
    memes reframe tally ho and what memebase 97

    • SuDoku
    • August 27, 2011, 10:50 pm
  • 1

    I'd like to direct attention to pages 12 and 13 of this, i think this sums it up quite well:

    • Bekenel
    • September 2, 2011, 4:20 am
    well what is better than explosions and pussy???
    - adduco September 2, 2011, 4:43 am
    hence our stereotype of yanks: uncivilised, arrogant, ignorant, violent jerks
    - Bekenel September 2, 2011, 8:06 am
    How can you say I am uncivilized? You don't even know me. As far as arrogant goes, I am not arrogant I am confident. I am also proud of the country that I live in just as I am sure you are proud of being a Brit. My self-confidence and national pride in no way equal arrogance. I don't know what I did, or said that gave you the idea I was ignorant. You don't know my level of education and you wouldn't be able to tell that from a post on a HUMEROUS website. Most of the posts on here are to make people laugh. They are not necessarily the true feelings of the individuals posting them. Nor are they all written in a manner that would prove or disprove ones intelligence level. Just because I like to see explosions, doesn't mean I am a violent person. I enjoy murder Mystery Theater too. Does that mean I enjoy murder?

    I happen to enjoy the banter and gentle hazing that I have found myself in with DarkHunter, but none of it was meant to be taken seriously and I wasn't trying to see which country has the "biggest dick".

    I intentionally left degrading stereotypes out of these posts because rash generalizations tend to outcast people and try to place them into tight little molds that most of the said population doesn't fit into anyway.

    Sorry if I went off a little but I pride myself in being NONE of the things you accused everyone from my country of being.
    - adduco September 2, 2011, 8:51 am
    The simplest way to make an American upset XD
    Score :D i said that was the sterotype, i never said that was how i think about them. A fair few of my friends are from the US, so seriously dude, chill the fuck out
    - Bekenel September 2, 2011, 11:30 am
    Bigger explosions and more pussy! haha
    - defmid26 September 2, 2011, 4:08 pm
    again I apologize!!!
    Bad day at work + stereotypes in general just made me a very angry individual and some of that MAY have been taken out on you.
    *hangs head
    I am not generally an angry person but I was not having a good day.

    So as my way of apologizing...
    I made you a spot of tea and a biscuit

    - adduco September 6, 2011, 4:27 am
  • 1

    Easiest way to piss off a Brit. Call him a Mic or a Skirt. Unless they are actually Scottish or Irish it gets their panties all tied up.

    er, no it doesnt 0.o
    - Bekenel September 2, 2011, 11:33 am
    Has when I do it. but I'm also a troll and keep on them about it. haha
    - Grand6Loki September 2, 2011, 1:47 pm
    That wouldn't piss me off
    - DarkHunter September 2, 2011, 1:54 pm
    call me a mick id probs be proud
    - Bekenel September 2, 2011, 2:01 pm
    I'd just call you a spic,
    because it doesn't even make any sense.
    - drakengard85 September 2, 2011, 2:05 pm
    the spicks are the argentines
    - Bekenel September 2, 2011, 2:06 pm
    Well then... I wouldn't have any fun with you would I?
    - Grand6Loki September 2, 2011, 3:04 pm
    I'll call you a prick! xD
    - DarkHunter September 2, 2011, 3:27 pm
    and i'd rather be a prick than immature :)
    - Bekenel September 2, 2011, 10:50 pm
    I was just rhyming ^_^
    - DarkHunter September 3, 2011, 2:58 am
    I have nothing more to say :) LETS GO GET DRUNK
    - Bekenel September 3, 2011, 3:04 am
    No thank you ^_^ I don't drink.
    - DarkHunter September 3, 2011, 3:14 am
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