Not "new" content but funny. (educated humor)

Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving, and get pulled over. Heisenberg is in the driver's seat, the officer asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer looks at him confused and says, "You were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?" Schrödinger angrily yells back, "We do now!"

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    bad jokes? ok, here's one...

    why dont you see many dead crows on the road?
    because there's one in the tree and when he sees something coming he says "caw, caw, caw."

    • November 6, 2013, 7:07 pm
    Bad jokes? pshhh you don't know bad jokes.

    Why did snape cross the road?
    so you don't know which side he's on!
    - 24paperwings November 8, 2013, 10:23 am
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    Thank you.

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