"My Immortal" Gothic Harry Potter Fanfic

Natu wanted us to make a response to the thread http://www.sharenator.com/Goth_Potter/ by Chaos that was linking to the story My Immortal.

We feel since it does not have one yet, it deserves a post to itself… if ONLY to ensure the mental safety of Sharenator’s members.
A direct quote from Encyclopedia Dramatica…
“My Immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. Based very loosely in the Harry Potter universe and featuring the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or often times “Enoby”), it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes. Written by super-tard Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal was originally posted to fanfiction.net sometime in 2006, but was subsequently deleted by the ff.net staff after causing a severe drop in the site’s collective IQ. In fact, the fanfic is so unbelievably bad that many refuse to accept that it’s real, insisting that Tara was only trolling and that the story is really a parody. Regardless of the author’s intent, My Immortal remains one of the most cringe-worthy, unintentionally hilarious, so-bad-it’s-good pieces of literature the internets have ever shat out. “

We were shown the story by one of Natu’s RolePlay friends, and now we share it with all of you. But please, DO NOT in any way get the thought in your mind that we take ANY credit for this story… We despise it with such a passion it can not be described, but we do see in it a growing truth about the world’s Youth and their ability to form a coherent sentence.

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If you or anyone you know is a Grammar Nazi, we strongly encourage them NOT to click on the following link. In extreme cases it may cause Blindness, Shock, Bleeding of the Eyes, Hatred of Humanity, and even severe constipation. Viewer Discretion is more then advised.

No Seriously… If you value the english language, just stop here. It really is for the best that you avoid this like the plague…

Well since you read all that and scrolled this far, hopefully you are not going to get too offended by the story. It does have some ‘Naughty’ bit here and there, but it’s so poorly written that Hugh Hefner wouldn’t know what to do with it.
http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

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