My Brain..its melting.

My brain is melting. Why? Well because I have been shit on by my country and i am completely broke. I have a whopping 16 cents. CoD black ops, Halo Reach, Fallout new vegas, and now wow cataclysm?! I have gotten NONE of them! Shit, I dont even have call of duty 4! I get to sit here on what i call close to dial up internet, browsing funnyjunk and sharenator.

So after all this, who else has been shit on by Obama and Bush's crappy rain of fail? Christmas is coming and I dont even have a dime, let alone my parents. This will be the one holiday when no one gets gifts, but hell, at least I get to be with my family.

Also, who else has seen the new WoW cata features? Pretty sick if you ask me. I might get lucky and be on by April (Yea, that long :/).

So with that, Happy Holidays guys. If no one here gets gifts, just be happy you will be with your family, but if youre all alone, I am truly sorry D: .

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  • 5

    I don't own an xbox or a ps3 or play on WoW or any of that stuff, but I survive just fine. But I do have a high mantenence girlfriend. So I feel you bro

    happy holidays

    lol date a vegitarian theyre easy to pay dinner for. Course, mine went crazy and wanted to kill me when we were through..... whatevs!
    - Mocahking November 30, 2010, 4:40 pm
    well, at least we know she wouldnt go all canibal on you to hide your corpse. thats always a plus side
    - poopiteepoop November 30, 2010, 5:41 pm
    Yeah. that doesnt bother me so much. I'm not worried bout dating cannibals lol
    - Mocahking December 1, 2010, 4:19 pm
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    Sounds like you got shit on by your parents/guardians, not your government.

    Not sure what state you live in, but 15 is old enough to legally work in most. Get a job, get an education, and avoid being broke in the future.

    BTW, the time wasted playing those games would melt your brain far faster than anything else short of napalm.

    • Albane
    • December 2, 2010, 5:19 am
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    you spelled reign wrong :) you wanted the version referring to a leaders rule not the word rain referring to participation.
    the more you know2 - my brain..its melting.

    • gemie89
    • December 1, 2010, 2:19 pm
    *Precipitation, as in rain or snow. Not participation as in being involved.

    Lol at "The More You Know" poster though.
    - BobTheJanitor December 2, 2010, 7:39 am
    Yeah thanks for correcting me I'll add that to my memory banks. :)
    - gemie89 December 2, 2010, 1:27 pm
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    Don't worry, be happy :)

    • Ertrov
    • November 30, 2010, 4:38 pm
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    Damn man I have call of duty black ops, halo reach, modern warfare 2, comcast internet (Really good internet) the new htc evo 4G and I plan on getting the new WoW.. I have no idea how you feel. BUT I can help you out, if you follow my instructions.. Its pretty easy just follow the list

    1. Get a damn job...

    Happy Holidays lmao

    Haha im only 15, no job here
    - IDeidaraIKun December 1, 2010, 1:51 pm
    Your shitty government spends over $8000 annually to support your education (more than most private schools). Take advantage of that, and you won't have to worry about being broke as an adult.
    - Albane December 2, 2010, 5:16 am
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    not to rain on ur parade but i got cod mw2 bfbc2 and my uncle got 2 copies of black ops for his bday and is giving me one for FREE!!! soz but happy holidays =)

  • 1

    Woah, shit. I'm sorry bro.
    I'm not much of a gamer, but I have other things I can't live without, so I know how you feel.
    My heart goes out to ya.
    Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays, man. :)

    Thanks :P. Happy holidays to you too <3
    - IDeidaraIKun December 1, 2010, 3:37 pm
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    I'm just thankful my family has enough to get by i see alotta friends who dont, i live in one of the poorest cities in massachiusetts alot of my friends dont have much i feel for you dude

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    I'm just thankful my family has enough to get by i see alotta friends who dont, i live in one of the poorest cities in massachiusetts alot of my friends dont have much i feel for you dude

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    thats really sucks man. i hope you will get back on by April, but my friend stay strong theres no point of going so for just to give up. i hope your life gets better. i might be late at least when you get back you be able to know someone still wrote this even though they were to late. i have realized how much of a bitch life can be i hope that for most other people it doesn't happen to them has hard has to me. and i would never want to go to where their life gets like yours. sry if any of this offended you

  • -1

    Sucks to your ass-mar

    fuckin doushe bag
    - castlewarsisawsome February 27, 2011, 1:48 am
    - MalverdeAl100 February 27, 2011, 7:54 pm
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