How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" her friend asked.
"A billionaire" she replied.
A little boy asked his father "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the
father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know
his wife until he marries her?"
Father: "That happens in every country, son."
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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  • vascol
  • October 8, 2011, 7:44 am
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    lol i love these, but i honestly never plan on getting married in my entire life. forever alone

    forever alone
    - xxkisamexx October 9, 2011, 5:15 am
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