i'm stealing embers format, because i can. also, i like her work. it's very... worky...ish...

Age: 21
Name: Mike (Steve if i dont know you)
Goal: Survive. this may change at any time depending on profit (or hot chicks, not including fried chicken)
Temporary location: Misery
Favorite color: Orange.
Favorite movie: The Illusionist. also, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Clockwork Orange
Occupation: Military. currently in the reserves so they dont deploy me before i graduate college. My old unit is pulling fire guard every night in Kuwait... *shudder*
Hobbies: Video Games, cookies, Shooting, cookies, internet, cookies, reading, murder and cookies, three wheelers, small metal or wood projects(i take requests), cookies, rock climbing, cookies, cooking cookies, eating cookies, restoring old cars and bikes, cookies, and drinking excessive amounts of mountain dew.

also, theft.

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  • February 4, 2013, 11:18 pm
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    Murder is always a good hobbie to have, Ember enjoys it very much. Shooting not so much, Ember is bad at guns... damn you slide, DAMN YOU!

    • ember
    • February 4, 2013, 11:32 pm
    break action shotgun. easy to use and very effective. also, 10 gauge slugs
    - MIKYTEY February 4, 2013, 11:33 pm
    Yes, but that's not the gun Ember is going to need to be qualifyed on the Beretta. That's the first one at least and the slide is a pain in Embers butt.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 11:52 pm
    ooh... what's the problem with it? you can't pull the slide back? or it jams? i hate jams...
    - MIKYTEY February 4, 2013, 11:58 pm
    Jams do indeed suck though Ember knows how to clear the different types it is hard to remember which way is which. But no, Embers problem is pulling the slide back.
    - ember February 5, 2013, 12:05 am
    do you pull with your arms or shoulders?
    - MIKYTEY February 5, 2013, 12:06 am
    Ember pulls with everything, EVERYTHING (shoulder first then shoulder and arms). And pushes forward on the tang, it just won't go. Well, it does go but only on the third try or so usually. Usually, sometimes more when Ember stops trying to pull back so she doesn't lose proper muzzle control.
    - ember February 5, 2013, 12:11 am
    muzzle control is for people against murder and cookies... are you against murder and cookies? also, you are either weaker than my 86 year old grandma or applying incorrect force. if you can do 20 pushups it should be easy
    - MIKYTEY February 5, 2013, 12:14 am
    Ember can do 26 in a minute! It's probly that Ember never fired a gun in her life up to that moment (also incorrect force and being weak). Also, Ember has to mantain proper muzzle control because it's one of the four rules.
    - ember February 5, 2013, 12:17 am
    have you asked anyone familiar with guns to help with your technique?
    - MIKYTEY February 5, 2013, 12:25 am
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    Yes, Ember is going to get help but she has other qualifications that are more importent to work on the moment.

    • ember
    • February 5, 2013, 12:27 am
    nothing is more important that shooting... CLS is a joke, as is all the online training courses
    - MIKYTEY February 5, 2013, 12:27 am
    Not in Embers branch, there is a lot of things to know. A LOT OF THINGS. The online courses are indeed a joke though but that's not the type of qualifications Ember is talking about. Embers qualifications she needs to know will save people. If Ember doesn't know them well enough people could die or get hurt because of Embers mistake.
    - ember February 5, 2013, 12:34 am
    what are you? a ninja? bullet sponge? is ninja even a branch? and if so, does the branch support your weight?
    - MIKYTEY February 5, 2013, 12:36 am
    Ember is a ninja and yes it is and does, Ember is very light so she can go on all the branches.
    - ember February 5, 2013, 12:39 am
    even that tiny one at the top the birds avoid?
    - MIKYTEY February 5, 2013, 12:42 am
    Yes, Ember has mad skills on top of being light.
    - ember February 5, 2013, 12:43 am
    i is impressed, unfortunately i need to go to sleep, as i'll be up around 3am tomorrow... and it's midnight now. hooray for self inflicted work ethic!
    - MIKYTEY February 5, 2013, 1:00 am
    Agreed and goodnight.
    - ember February 5, 2013, 1:01 am
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    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you like cookies. :3

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    Thank you for taking part! :)

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