If Browsers Were Women

If you are an internet fan, then the chances are that you will be so used to using your web browser that it may feel like an old friend (or mortal enemy), but what if web browsers really were people?

Check out this hilarious look at what our web browsers would be like if they were women. You never know, it may help you to work out which would be the best browser for you…or what to look for in your next girlfriend!


browsers - if browsers were women



(Sources) Women pics were found here: 1, 2, 3, 4

  • Paul
  • March 30, 2008, 4:00 pm
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  • 18

    IF browser logos were women: :D
    329890084 2a0e191773 - if browsers were women

    • Omas
    • April 7, 2008, 3:35 pm
  • 16

    Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to present:

    AOL

    fat woman with fat hanging out of dress

    • Dannyl
    • November 12, 2009, 8:47 am
    Someone has issues!*blondie voice*hahahahahahah!!!!!
    - lordliz1 March 31, 2011, 10:02 am
    Haha
    - MalverdeAl100 March 31, 2011, 10:18 am
  • 7

    Please don't put your mother's picture here. It is disgusting.

  • 3

    wow safari

    • Flaraen
    • February 25, 2009, 11:30 am
  • 3

    hot chick firefox



    Firefox all the way

  • 2

    Remark to FF: new v3 do not put so much stuff in our memory :) :P

    • PHPLab
    • April 23, 2008, 11:21 am
  • 2

    personally i use firefox XD

    • TonyG
    • February 17, 2009, 5:40 am
  • 2

    Description about chrome is 100% true. This is way I'm still using FireFox. I can't live without some add-ons.

    • Darius
    • March 6, 2009, 7:37 am
  • 2

    Lynx - That really fat chick you took home from the bar that one night. Ugly as hell, but she's always there when you really really need to get laid.

    • Albion
    • March 6, 2009, 3:53 pm
  • 2

    Camino would be that over seas woman that you met while surfing for an import bride. She only likes to work on one thing, and that's not you. She often imitates other women, just to make you think that you're getting the real deal, but once you take off her clothes, you see that she was wearing a padded bra, fake stockings to make it look like she shaves, and a wig.

  • 2

    Doesn't really matter how skinny Chrome is for me. I love being able to see my pages using the whole screen while still having the bar right there (and without having that awkward looking F11 setup).

    Toolbars = Browser love handles

  • 2

    What's good for the goose... so:
    "If your browser was a dude. "
    http://www.mirverburg.net/AARGHH

  • 2

    +1 for angry response. I left a comment on your blog :)

    • Paul
    • March 7, 2009, 10:37 am
  • 2

    Can not tolerate FF and IE - Opera Forever!!!!!!!

    • qwqw
    • March 7, 2009, 7:05 pm
  • 2

    Opera forever

    02 - if browsers were women

  • 2

    Google chrome ftw!

    • Jenks
    • June 18, 2009, 2:23 am
  • 2

    google should be in there!

  • 2

    lol yay lol

  • 2

    looks like shes giving birth to a bowling ball

  • 2

    FUCK! I use chrome, my girls a skinny anorexic girl

  • 2

    Chrome is FTW

  • 1

    oooh i like :-D

    • joker
    • February 23, 2009, 10:07 am
  • 1

    i likes this it makes me laughs

  • 1

    haha, IE is trashy XD

  • 1

    still think hilarious after veiwing like 20 times!

  • 1

    And Flock is the same as Firefox, except she likes talking to all your friends.

    • nickd
    • March 6, 2009, 3:32 pm
  • 1

    And what would Camino be?

  • 1

    And what of Konqueror and some other linux browsers?...... just wondering :-)

  • 1

    lynx is like irc dating, talks the talk, but never get to see her curves

  • 1

    there's an ad for google chrome at the top of the page. heheh.

  • 1

    lolz, I thought IE should be amy winehouse.... as for safari, I never thought she was a blonde, more of a half-geek half-cool brunette. ex: Lovefoxxx

    • pewma
    • March 7, 2009, 12:53 pm
  • 1

    what about SeaMonkey?

    • zaba
    • March 8, 2009, 3:37 am
  • 1

    Konqueror is the ugly woman only the really desperate geeks use when they can't find any better option.

  • 1

    FF is so much better than IE

  • 1

    Hm. I have to say...somewhat disturbing post. Funny or demeaning?

    www.careerbags.com

  • 1

    haha greats pics!!!

    I found... No Prescription Needed

  • 1

    Also, Chrome is open for a threesome or n-some with you, always eager to include one more chrome-clone when you ask her to open

    • ranedk
    • April 10, 2009, 1:04 am
  • 1

    OMG i laughed for like 5 minutes on the posted firefox pic.
    priceless.

  • 1

    lol

  • 1

    safari.. is what i use... its easier to use with macs

  • 1

    Bloody SWEET!!!

  • 1

    INternet Explorer FTW!!!

  • 1

    Firefox for the win, IE definitely reminds me of my first girlfriend. -_-

  • 1

    Firefox for me!

    • Math
    • October 5, 2009, 5:20 am
  • 1

    mmmmm firefox

  • 1

    Chrome girl

    eeeeewwwwwwwwwww

  • 1

    I like me some firefox

  • 1

    lol

  • 1

    this would work

  • 1

    Firefox FTW 8).

    • JayDeh
    • December 14, 2009, 11:01 am
  • 1

    i've had all of these and...hell yea

  • 1

    THATS ONE LUCKY CAT!

    • Wupwup
    • January 16, 2010, 11:44 am
  • 1

    Firefox.I am inside her and feel fine.but yes, the organsm comes slower.

  • 1

    I use Google Chrome and FireFox

  • 1

    firefox is the best

  • 1

    lucky ass cat

  • 1

    I'd use firefox if i had a mac. I use chrome cuz I have vista

  • 1

    you serious?! Chrome is INSANE! :D

  • 1

    i have IE

    like a hot jock with a great body, until he takes off his undies

    my bestie has FF

    like a tough guy with a big package and great body

    i want that one mommy!!!

  • 1

    FIREFOX 4 FTW!

  • 1

    0_0 i wantt to see the whole pic not only the stomic plzzzz

  • 1

    This old post deserves to be seen :')

  • 0

    face it, safari is so hot...

    I use firefox, because like my girlfriend, is so complicated. whats wrong with me?

  • 0

    lol

    • CRAZY
    • June 23, 2009, 5:09 pm
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