I have a few questions...

So just answer how seriously or sarcastically (it's not the same as trolling!!!) or whatever you like :D
Oh and please use the numbers :)

1.If you had to choose ONE religion for the whole world to have, except for atheism, what would it be?

2.Where do you live? (what country/state, nothing specific.)

3.If you had to move to one country/state for the rest of your life, what would it be and why? (can't be where you live now)

4.Do you really think that making fun of women is ever going to help you, like with relationships? (for the guys)

5.What is the weirdest thing you have ever done?

6.Have you ever been busted by cops, or had a reason to bee busted? If so, what?

7.If you could have one superpower, doesn't have to be a known one from comics or so, what would it be?

8.If you could have anything as your pet, what would it be? (use your imagination here, you can make something up)

9.A ton of bacon or 100 slaves (you can choose if the slaves are hot/ugly-girl/boy-virgin or not and you can do whatever you want with them)

10.What is 42 to you?

I'll post my answers later.
Just for fun, here's my flag :)
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Now it's time for my answers :D
1.Bhuddism because it depends on peace and all humans being equal and stuff :p
3.Canada, because it's awesome and it has cold winters and hot summers :D
4.If a guy goes all serious on these jokes or makes them too often, he can expect his balls getting kicked very soon :)
5.uhm, i'd have to say... when i was about 2 years old, some HUGE guy accidentally hit my family's car, no damage, but I still wen't up to him, and yelled at him and scolded him and stuff X]
6.nope, mrs.goodie two-shoes here 0:)
7.I would be able to morph into anything, animate or in-animate
8.a creature that could morph into any living thing :p
9.i'd have to pick the slaves, they would get jobs and live with me in a mansion payed for with their money, and we'd live a luxorius life with tons of bacon bought for that money

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  • 4

    #1 Santa Muerteism
    #2 In a house
    #3 Iraq lol
    #4 Yes women like being treated bad
    #5 Your mom
    #6 For being too awesome :D
    #7 Invisibility in the dark
    #8 A gremlin
    #9 100 slave chicks, 50 hot and 50 ugly and put them side by side to make the hot ones look hotter by comparison
    #10 Idgaf

    Now I see why people don't like you...
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 5:40 am
    Jealousy overload sequence commencing now: Beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeep
    - MalverdeAl100 February 26, 2011, 5:41 am
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 5:43 am
    Ugh nothing. How am i being a "troll" if you said "So just answer how seriously or sarcastically (it's not the same as trolling!!!) or whatever you like :D" huh ???
    - MalverdeAl100 February 26, 2011, 5:45 am
    saying *your mom* jokes in every post you make just to be mean, is what i would call un-sophisticated trolling
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 5:52 am
    Lol i said that like on 3 posts. And i don't do it to be mean it's just that some people *cough DarkHunter, Dawn, castlewarsisawsome *cough can't take a joke and then start insulting me for no reason lol
    - MalverdeAl100 February 26, 2011, 5:54 am
    you're the one who insults and jokes about peoples moms areyou'vegonetoofar jokesand are jokes thatt are meant to be insulting, so stop that or the downrates will never stop!
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 6:15 am
    No i said "Meh" and they call me an annoying twat. I'll say what ever i want to say OK. To the people who take my jokes offensively and downrate me "SUCK MY SWAG" LOL
    - MalverdeAl100 February 26, 2011, 6:19 am
    this is exactly why people hate you...
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 7:20 am
    :'( lol
    - MalverdeAl100 February 26, 2011, 7:22 am
    creative sarcasm you got there..:O
    - HeartlessAngel February 26, 2011, 1:22 pm
    but hey!
    i don't really hate you XD
    i just don't like having trolls on my supposed to be a troll-free post :p
    so if you please will, take your mama jokes elsewhere
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 2:32 pm
    haha i like this guy
    - poopiteepoop February 26, 2011, 2:48 pm
    Thanks it must be from all the drugs lol
    - MalverdeAl100 February 27, 2011, 8:00 pm
  • 3

    1. Scientology xD If 20 years from now it would happen I will consider it as biggest joke human race has ever pulled over.
    2. Lithuania.
    3. USA (California). Reason: weather.
    4. No, but some things in life has to be done.
    5. I shat on the street
    6. One time. By mistake.
    7. See through things. Clothes, walls, etc.
    8. Definitely polar bear. I love them.
    9. 100 slaves, they would work hard for me and would bring me tons of cash so I could buy even more bacon.
    10. Sharenator the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

    • xdvx
    • February 26, 2011, 5:12 am
    but what happened in 6?
    and polar bears are awesome :D
    - Icelandgirly February 27, 2011, 9:29 am
    I hate you XD
    - MalverdeAl100 February 27, 2011, 8:01 pm
    whaa, why?
    - Icelandgirly February 28, 2011, 3:41 am
    I'm just playing i don't hate you, i just dislike you :D
    - MalverdeAl100 February 28, 2011, 5:00 am
    - Icelandgirly February 28, 2011, 6:03 am
    I'm just playing i don't dislike you XD
    - MalverdeAl100 February 28, 2011, 6:04 am
    whee :3
    - Icelandgirly February 28, 2011, 6:05 am
  • 2

    1. Buddhism cos then we'd all be nice people and there' still no god involved
    2. the town where a certain manly sport was invented
    3. Oman because i lived there for over 3 years in the past anyway and my dad lives there now
    4. no, not really. at least not in front of them
    5. walked through town in full DPM uniform, just too see people's reactions
    6. nope though i've been in the car when my mum two finger saluted a plain-clothes policeman
    7. to slow down/stop time, brilliant for fights or steal*ahem*, borrowing stuff
    8. i personally don't like pets though nessie would be pretty cool
    9. slaves, definitely. half guys to get work done and half girls for... other purposes
    10. a number of infinite meanings

    bhuddism yeah!
    - Icelandgirly February 27, 2011, 9:30 am
  • 2

    1. I follow Pikkiwoki, the Papua New Guinean mud god.

    2. I live in America.

    3. I would move to Finland, I have family there.

    4. I'm a woman so I can't answer this.

    5. The wierdist? Well, shit I've done to many wierd things. It would be the day I only skiped, no walking or running just skiping.

    6. No, well my dad's a cop I don't know if any of that would count.

    7. I want mind control.

    8. A snake.

    9. BACON!

    10. It is the meaning of life.

    • ember
    • February 26, 2011, 2:52 pm
  • 1

    1.hinduism because i could be reincarnated...like in cod
    2.i live in england
    3.i would move to australia because the weather is awesome and i want to visit the great barrier reef
    4.i think it does because i know what not to say when infront of a girl
    5.i cant remember the wierdest thing
    6.no i havent because im a good boy :)
    7. i would have pyrokinesis like the human torch because i think this a cool superpower
    8.i would have a dragon because it could fly me to wherever i want and i can use it to burn people and cook my food
    9.hmmm, this one is tough but i would choose the 100 slaves because the dragon needs to be looked after and i may get lonely (btw they are 50 hot girls for me and 50 boys to look after the dragon)
    10. 42 is the answer to the universe and everything in it. also it is the age of peter griffin

    Dragons FTW :D
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 5:41 am
    icelandgirly why are you so over sensative, I MEAN COMEON ALL THE GUY HAD TO DO WAS MAKE A STUPID "YOUR MOM" JOKE AND YOU POPPED A NUT OR SOMETHING, oh and i know youll probably say "omg hes been like this to everyone waaaaaaaaaaa" but the reality is beeing a troll and being funny in a non sensative way are two different things. so you can cry all you want but remember THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET BITCH.
    - michaelyn February 26, 2011, 1:33 pm
    i don't think these jokes are hurtful, but it really pisses me off when people troll on what is supposed to be a troll-free post, just stop raging because i want to keep it that way.
    If you don't like that, fuck off :)
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 2:27 pm
    dragons are cool...too bad they arent real.....or are they???
    - awesomeeeee February 27, 2011, 3:34 am
    hmm... i think you made a good point there... XD
    - Icelandgirly February 27, 2011, 3:44 am
    ive seen them on tv and the tv never lies :)
    - awesomeeeee February 27, 2011, 3:50 am
    yeah, that's why i've killed quite a few leprechauns for gold :D
    - Icelandgirly February 27, 2011, 3:53 am
    you can go laprechaun hunting in ireland...ive done it a few times and killed some for the gold
    - awesomeeeee February 27, 2011, 4:03 am
    If only there were more people like you on here +1
    - MalverdeAl100 February 27, 2011, 8:02 pm
  • 1

    1. hinduism cuz then i could be reincarnated as a dragon in an alternate universe n fly around n breath fire on people :D
    2. Indiana, USA :)))
    3. Alaska cuz its cold and u can live alone in the woods......and theres wolvz:D
    4. ONLY if they can take o joke, otherwise its a bad idea
    5. ummmmmmmmmmm idr lol
    6. I PLEAD THE 5TH!!!!
    7. the power to make genes appear so that i could charge people for wishes and get rich, and also get free wishes myself to get whatever i would want!!
    8. ok work with me here, itll be the body of a dragon, with the wings of an eagle, the mane of a lion, fins like nessie's, ummm gills and lungs for flight and under water fun, the ability to breath fire, the head of a dragon, gold in color, a .50 cal on each wing that it controls individually with its mind, and completly inpenatrable, done :)
    9. slaves, some 50 girls, 25 of them virgins, 25 not so they know what there doin
    then the other 50 guys, so that i can have them farm pigs and make bacon outa them so i get both :)
    10. 42, it means.......20 more than the greatest number ever so there :)

    i like your pet :p
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 2:15 pm
  • 1

    1. Rastafarian so everyone would be smoking weed ERRY DAY :'D
    2. Oxfordshire, England.
    3. Belgium. More specifically, Amsterdam. Again, to smoke weed erryday! :D
    4. I don't really do that alot.
    5. Where do i begin.... I got drunk once and asked everyone i saw if they wanted to have anal sex. That weird enough for you? :P
    6. Never been busted, almost got arrested but i put my sack of weed next to my sack. They didnt find it.
    7. Flight. Its been my dream since i was a kid :)
    8. Charizard would be an AWESOME pet.
    9. A ton of bacon. I dont know why people are saying slaves :/ And they call themselves sharenators :/
    10. 42 is the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Anyone who thinks different should watch a certain movie ;)

    • Goober
    • February 26, 2011, 10:04 am
  • 1

    1. Buddhism, I would love it if the world could coincide peacefully.
    2. Missouri, USA
    3. Canada - Free health-care. Fairly nice weather.
    4. No, and I don't do it, so..it's pretty pointless.
    5. Oh..where to begin? :P haha
    6. Once - Reason to be: Minor under the influence. of alcohol.
    7. I would want to be able to make portals like .. go in one portal come out in another some where else..for many different reasons
    8. I would want a hippogriff..cuz they're awesome.
    9. Hmm..a ton of bacon..i'd need somethin to feed the hippogriff.
    10. Bill Clinton..or...........P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

  • 1

    3:japan, they have anime
    5:ate from the trash or pissed in a toilet filled with blood(im not sure which to pick)
    6:no but i got busted by mall security cuz i ditched school
    9:100 slaves guys and girls, ages 15-27
    10: the meaning of life

    • alucard
    • February 26, 2011, 10:23 am
  • 1

    1: Jedi
    2: England
    3: England I like it here.
    4: I never do, and I think you know that Icelandgirly (:
    5: No clue
    6: Nope
    7: I'd like to beable to fly
    8: A dragon
    9: Bacon please
    10: 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. Oooh how I love that film.

    sorry you can't pick the country you already live in, forgot to mention that :p
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 2:20 pm
    Fine. USA - weather.
    - DarkHunter February 26, 2011, 3:15 pm
  • 1

    6. i was hanging around some people who were smoking pot when the cops came. luckily i can run faster then people who are sky high

  • 1

    3.England or Russia
    5.Pretended to be an irish priest for a week
    8.A baby dragon
    9.100 hot slaves then i'd make them all hookers to make money and get all the bacon i want
    10.The answer to life, the universe and everything.

    • Deano10
    • February 26, 2011, 1:14 pm
  • 1

    1. Islam. I know how it may sound but I really think it is the most viable religion. (apart from they don't believe in pre-history for example)
    2. North east England
    3. Either Japanese or Italian countryside, it's where I would like to retire to when I'm older.
    4. The occasional sexist remark between friends or in a joking way to a girlfriend is ok, as long as you don't actually have them views.
    5. Wore a full cowboy outfit in the town centre for a full day with some friends, I still don't really know why we did it... :L
    6. Well, I've never been caught...
    7. To be able to 'bend time and space' :D
    8. Donkey!!!
    9. I don't think I would really want lots of slaves, unnecessary and cruel but I think just 1 ton of bacon is not enough compared to 100 slaves... :/ tough decision.
    10. 3 numbers off my favourite number. Can you guess what it is?

    That was fun XD x

    45 or 39?
    but don't think of it as slaves, think of it as people who adore you and will do anything for you no matter what!
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 2:29 pm
    45! :D and well in that case, definitely 100 slaves!
    - jakematsui February 26, 2011, 11:57 pm
  • 1

    1. Jedi
    2. British Columbia (Canada)
    3. Australia
    4. (I'm a woman but I'll answer anyway): It works much better than tag. Seriously guys, that stuff smells disgusting. Too strong, distracting. Kills the mood. Old Spice on the other hand...me likey. I'll make you a sandwich any day!
    5. Got into a drunken argument with my Grandpa at my cousin's wedding. (Long story. Severed pretty much all ties with the old fart. There's a lot of tension between him and my folks too, again, long story.)
    6. Never been busted, but I've had pot in my room on plenty of occasions, not to mention all the underage drinking and cigarette buying in high school. Such a waste of money. Don't ever take it up.
    7. All of them.
    8. A Squirtle
    9. Bacon. You pick the slaves, you have to turn in your man card.
    10. Seems like a number to me. A nice number. But a number none the less.

    7. you can't pick all of the :p
    just one
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 2:30 pm
  • 1

    1. Buddhism because I think it's good for my inner peace. No stress no problems...

    2. Germany

    3. Switzerland because Swiss people are super cool and super relaxed/slow :-D

    4. I don't make any difference between men and women. I make jokes when I see a good oprtunity. And honestly I think men don't stand a chance against women (except when they use violence). Women rule us and win nearly every argument. Rule 1: Women are always right. Rule 2: If a woman is not right just take a look at Rule 1.

    5. The weirdest thing? Well i was drunk and watched "Run Bitch! Run!" wich is pretty much the most fucked up movie of all times... But if you are drunk it's kinda funny :D

    6. Not yet.... Maybe for driving too fast. But I didn't have any problems yet.

    7. Either the power of "jumping" like in the move "Jumper" or the power to turn water into fuel because it is so freakin expensive....

    8. I gues a tiger or something I can fly on.... tough question :D

    9. The slaves. Many beautiful women. They can go and buy me as much bacon as I want.

    10. Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. This or a great quote from one of my favorite Movies.

    • Curuba
    • February 26, 2011, 3:40 pm
    1,4 and 10 FTW :D
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 3:46 pm
    I know ;)
    - Curuba February 27, 2011, 1:32 am
    teehee :3
    - Icelandgirly February 27, 2011, 3:29 am
  • 1

    Taoism, everyone would live life good.

    Massachusetts, USA.

    Italy or Germany. Either would be fine. I like the cultures and languages.

    You have to be able to have fun and joke around with a girl friend.

    You don’t want to know.

    No. The worst I’ve had happened was a cop questioning the shit out of me because I had a can in my pocket as I walked by a school. He thought “Teenager with a can in his pocket near a school, he must be spray painting obscenity.” It was a soda can…

    The power to copy any power.

    A Ditto

    100 Slaves. They will get jobs and get me money. Any that fail to do so will be put in a gladiator battle dome to fight to the death. I will sell tickets to said battles. A few will also be used for breeding so I can keep the money flow coming. I will take good care of them…unless they let me down.

    The best goddamn thing you ever achieve.

  • -2

    iceland girly why are you such a baby, i mean isnt this sharenator and isnt this a post from someone who obviously just wants to read some funny comments and not haft to listen to your over sensative tail. all im saying is if you cant take a stupid joke on the INTERNET where else in the world will you be able to.

    uhm... I made this post...
    Plus I said no trolling and your mama jokes really annoy me :/
    Also if you have a problem with troll free posts, don't look at them, please.
    - Icelandgirly February 26, 2011, 2:24 pm
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