I bet you a +3 you will open this

If you opened this, you are now subject to a +3 uprate. If you did not open this, then I lost the bet and you can go ahead and downrate it. Also, if you did not open this, then how the hell are you reading this? Yea, that’s right. You read this. And now you will do this: +3 this post. But first, you must LOL! semantic satiation

falling dream
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shrink ray