How to meet the girl of your dreams...


Buy a falconer’s glove.

Approach the girl you like wearing the falconers glove.

Ask her “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”

Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.

If she says “No,” look distraught and ask her if she wouldn’t mind helping you look for your falcon.

No human being would ever turn down an opportunity like this.

Use the time you spend together searching for the falcon to get to know her.

At the end of your search (10 minutes) you will probably need consoling re: the loss of your one true friend.

By this point her interest in you based on the fact that you were able to put so much love and time into the raising of a falcon will more than ensure a second date, and from there it’s just a hop skip and a jump to marriage.

Good luck!

*NOTE: If by chance a falcon does appear out of nowhere, simply say ” (falcon’s name) I’ve missed you so much! Don’t ever scare me like that again!” Then offer to take the girl to dinner for helping you find your lost falcon. Bonus: You just got a free falcon!

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  • buddyfoeva
  • February 7, 2011, 3:39 pm
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    lol free falcon is an awesome bonus indeed

    I know that part made me lol. My coworker just said, "What's that about?"
    - TexBex February 17, 2011, 8:42 am
    if you can teach a falcon to falcon punch whatever you point it at that would be badass
    - MIKYTEY February 17, 2011, 8:25 pm
    isnt falcon kick awesome enough for yoo alredy??

    what more could yoo want?
    - BlurrySours February 18, 2011, 6:27 am
    strobe lights and explosions?
    - MIKYTEY February 18, 2011, 8:10 pm
    - BlurrySours February 19, 2011, 2:47 am
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    Falcon FTW

    • Demono
    • February 17, 2011, 8:18 am
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    This is so "baller." If anybody can actually pull this off, they are AWESOME.

    p.s. I want a falcon.....

    I pulled it off and got two girls and two falcons.
    - buddyfoeva February 18, 2011, 8:28 am
    You are my new idol. I will praise your name for all eternity. XD
    - Vehemence February 18, 2011, 1:09 pm
    I wasn't even wearing a falconers glove
    - buddyfoeva February 18, 2011, 3:56 pm
    Well now, that's just gettin crazy. haha
    - Vehemence February 18, 2011, 5:27 pm
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    well it's fantastic

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