How to Piss People Off

>Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
>In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
>Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
>If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
>Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
>Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
>Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
>Practice making fax and modem noises.
>Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
>Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
>Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
>Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
>Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
>Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
>Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
>Staple pages in the middle of the page.
>Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
>Honk and wave to strangers.
>Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
>type only in lowercase.
>dont use any punctuation either
>Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
>Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"Never mind, it's gone now."
>As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
>Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
>Ask people what gender they are.
>While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
>Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
>Sing along at the opera.
>Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
>Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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  • 1

    I really want to try some of these.

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    TL;DR but +3 for the picture =P

  • 1

    Some times reposts arent bad.

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    that's what you think

    • hightec
    • October 14, 2010, 3:10 pm
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    ya know, sometimes reposts are the only way i see things... i never woulda seen the original, so thank you for reposting, now im off to go piss people off

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