Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Worse: You're in them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Worse: He looks better than you

Good: Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Worse: So are you

Good: Your son's discovered what he wants to do in life.
Bad: He's in front of the TV all the time.
Worse: He doesn't turn it on first.

Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Worse: With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Worse: She's a lawyer

Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas

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  • 6

    Daughter to mom: Mom how do you make a man happy?
    Mom to daughter: Well honey there are things that every woman should know about the birds and the bees...
    Daughter to mom: mom i already know how to have sex! Teach me how to make lasagna

    ...Bacon > Lasagna?
    - Dawn November 13, 2010, 7:01 am
    Good point +1 for you.
    - Reddeath195 November 14, 2010, 8:35 am
  • 3

    Good: You came home for a quickie.
    Bad: The mailman had the same idea.
    Worse: There’s a line, waiting.

    • Dannyl
    • September 13, 2010, 2:25 am
  • 1

    O_o.... omg... she's a lawyer.... you're fucked...

  • 1

    shit i should have gottin him something

  • 1

    Boy those would suck

  • 1

    These are awesome, I can't believe that it has so little points in 9 months!

  • 1

    i dont get the boy that dosen't turn on the tv

    He's a tad "Slow"
    - Dawn November 15, 2010, 3:06 am
    yes ma
    - castlewarsisawsome November 15, 2010, 3:10 am
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