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  • 8

    Lol, nice quotes... I like the top few.

  • 8

    a few of them I already posted +3 though

    • peace
    • March 15, 2010, 2:43 pm
  • 3

    Sparkly @_@

    This isn't MySpace... whats with the sparkly writing :P
    - SkinnyBill July 13, 2011, 5:21 am
    That's what I'm saying. Looks uber cheesy :)
    - mackenzieBizzatch July 15, 2011, 1:10 am
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    those jokes where awesome even the cat one and the last one but i like the cat one even better

    • ange
    • October 27, 2010, 7:53 am
  • 3

    these arent even funny..

    • jdel70
    • January 13, 2012, 1:51 pm
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    #4 was the best, im still laughing


    it actually wasnt funny. but i can tell that your so ugly that you cant get a guy with clear skin so it doesnt matter to you.
    - jdel70 January 13, 2012, 1:51 pm
    Jesus dude, Chill.
    - Bored10123 January 14, 2012, 12:33 am
    Wow, that was uncalled for O_O
    Is someone a little sensitive because of their horribly acne ridden skin? XD
    - DarkHunter January 14, 2012, 8:17 am
    I understand where jdel70 is coming from. Yes, that was a bit much, but personally, I have acne, and its hereditary. I wash my face daily and use acne medicine, but nothing helps. Every time I look in the mirror I am disgusted by my face, and that picture pokes at my least favorite insecurities. So seeing that picture does make me a bit mad, and I also hate seeing her comment because that makes me think girls really think like that. It just kinda hurts to read, and I could see why people would reply harshly. How would you like it if people made fun of your flaws in such a blunt way as that?
    - StudTastic January 14, 2012, 2:02 pm
    I don't have any flaws. But I can see what you're saying, from what you said her comment does seem quite cruel.
    - DarkHunter January 14, 2012, 2:12 pm
    I'm not trying to start any nonsense, I was just defending my case.
    - StudTastic January 14, 2012, 2:15 pm
    you dont have any flaws? thats bull shit. everybody has flaws.
    - jdel70 January 14, 2012, 2:22 pm
    I have no flaws ^_^
    - DarkHunter January 14, 2012, 2:23 pm
    im sorry, i seriously wasnt trying to be mean, that was really mean of me, i just thought it was funny because it reminded me of what my sister says, it was a joke. and yeah, i do think im ugly, thank you so much for commenting on that. that is my biggest insecurity, so yeah, if that is ur insecurity i can see why that post ofended you. i really wasnt trying to be a bitch, i mean everyone has acne at one point in their life or another. and i wasnt pin-pointing someone out and rediculing them bc of their acne, unlike thank you for that soo much
    - sessyann January 15, 2012, 8:59 pm
    StudTastic, i am sorry that my comment ofended you, i mean yeah, i have acne too and that was really cruel of me to post it here. and i see where your coming from. but most girls dont really care if boys have acne, and the ones that do are not worth your time
    - sessyann January 15, 2012, 9:02 pm
    Dont worry about it, it didnt really offend me that much, it hurt a bit to look at, but thank you for appologizing. jdel70 on the other hand...
    - StudTastic January 17, 2012, 6:52 pm
    I still feel extremely bad for it though. When i posted it i wasnt even thinking about the acne part of it. i am really really really sorry.
    - sessyann January 17, 2012, 8:38 pm
    good answer. im sorry for freaking out on you the other day, too. its just a sensitive subject
    - jdel70 January 18, 2012, 9:56 am
    darkhunter, your a douche.
    - jdel70 January 18, 2012, 9:57 am
    And you're a moron, your point being?
    - DarkHunter January 18, 2012, 11:18 am
    how can u call me a moron? what exactly did i do that was so idiotic?
    - jdel70 January 18, 2012, 11:38 am
    Rage at a simple comment that wasn't to, in any direct way, insult anybody.
    - DarkHunter January 18, 2012, 11:40 am
    it actually was intended DIRECTLY to insult people with acne. asshole.
    - jdel70 January 18, 2012, 11:43 am
    No, the advert was, her comment was just about finding it funny. Calm down you moron.
    - DarkHunter January 18, 2012, 11:45 am
    - jdel70 January 18, 2012, 11:52 am
    its okay :)
    - sessyann January 18, 2012, 7:24 pm
    Don't feed the trolls
    - Luke8D June 12, 2012, 6:27 pm
  • 2

    its like the internet in 2001. back when we all had AOL dialup

  • 2

    gah stupid post. the comments we're the most entertaining thing about it.

    and for the guys who got offended on the acne subject how can you take this seriously i mean come on, she has a lame paris hilton joke, feel like printing this out and wiping my ass with it.
    - narballs February 22, 2012, 9:36 pm
  • 2

    hey hey tht wasnt rlly nice how would u feel if some one said tht to u


    • Gaylia
    • April 5, 2012, 12:22 am
  • 1

    LOLZ.......those were hillarious

  • 1

    men are nothing like bank accounts because the more money they have the faster it goes in the hole. their is no interest

    • hightec
    • October 11, 2010, 3:22 pm
  • 1

    lol, lovevly quote

  • 1

    Jinka in ivä kïene bolts ovē nōv

    - Disco May 16, 2011, 7:48 am
  • 1

    Over 1000 points? o.O Ok... +3

    you know that counts facebook likes also lol
    - buddyfoeva June 12, 2011, 2:39 am
    Ah ok, a like is +3 points?
    - Naugron June 12, 2011, 3:22 am
    Idk either way that's ton of fb likes
    - buddyfoeva June 12, 2011, 9:56 am
  • 1

    that acne one was actually kinda offensive...

    agreed. i have acne and i have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. so FUCK 'EM.
    - jdel70 January 13, 2012, 1:48 pm
    guys guys chill she didnt mean it to be offensive i have acne and didnt take any offence to iti mean i am bisexual and i dont care if they have acne or not cuz if u have acne u could also be the most caring beautiful person i ever know so lets just chill
    - Gaylia April 5, 2012, 12:18 am
    I have acne, and I find myself to be extremely attractive, thank you very much.
    - Fusefire November 6, 2012, 12:10 pm
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    Sweet leaping Jesus, 1456 points?!

    • Ertrov
    • July 29, 2011, 1:15 am
    facebook likes... i know i was suprised to and had to have it explained to me
    - Bumblebee August 1, 2011, 2:03 pm
  • 1

    i vote for cat,but whats with the sparkley one

    • xalanna
    • November 14, 2011, 1:59 pm
  • 1

    Too cute!!! LOL~!!~~~!

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    - wingsio0 March 22, 2018, 8:53 am
  • 1

    wow...insesitive much? some people have bad skin get over yourself. in ten years we'll have grown out of it but you'll still be ugly.....

    hell yeah
    - jdel70 January 13, 2012, 1:49 pm
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    i like this can i copy this pls.

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    lol very kwl and funny :D


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