Facebook Groups

So what are some of your facebook groups? Here's a list of a few of mine that i've joined/made

TEIAM - problem solved
Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
"Good morning...I see the assassins have failed."
Dinosaurs were lies, fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.
luv ur tan sweetie.. LOL jk, u look like u've been gangbanged by oranges!
drunkenly stealing random useless objects.
You're a P.E teacher, why are you fat?
"Unexpected item in bagging area" "OH FUK OFF"
Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you
Women's curling: because the kitchen has already been swept
I was shocked when i realised "woman" spelt backwards is "kitchen" !
I hate it when I try to go somewhere and a Snorlax is blocking the way.
I hate it when you open your fridge and get punched by a bear
"All you do is sit on that computer". No, i sit on the chair.
Those who critisize our generation forget who raised it.
When I was your age I was catching Pokémon not STIs
Terrorists have two eyes, Pandas have two eyes. Coincidence? I think not.
Shut Up Meg
Telling People to Shut Up when they are Not Saying Anything
Walking away from explosions without looking at them.
being really, really, ridiculously good looking
Over 9000
What is this, a centre for ants?!
A seagull shat on me the other day. I bought BP shares. Your move seagull..
Indeed, your point is rather well substantiated. However, your mum.
David Cameron is not my Prime Minister
Join this if you want the police to yell "PIKACHUUUUUU!!" before tasing
I was gonna post a status, then I remembered I have family on Facebook.
16 Years Later and I'm Still Pissed Mufasa Died
i'll get up at 20 past, oh its 23 past, ill have to wait til half past now.
55% of 16 year olds suffer from bullying. Join this group if you like bacon
Fuck The War In Iraq, We Have To Catch Voldemort
If You Can't Differentiate Between "Your" and "You're" You Deserve To Die
Non Appreciation of Shampoo In the Eyes Group!
I Use Correct Grammar
Raisins, Stay the Fuck Out of My Cookies

  • Dannyl
  • October 6, 2010, 1:12 pm
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    Haha you got some funny one's there Dannyl. I have a lot but most of them are in Spanish so i'll just post some in English.

    I Migraine Skank In The Shower.
    OH MY GOD! what? THIS IS MY JAM!!!!!!!
    "I Know You Don't Smoke Weed, I Know This; But Imma Get You High Today" x)
    And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.
    throwing bricks at sluts
    Oh my God, Karen. You can't just ask people why they're white
    Just throwing random spanish words into conversations
    The Ghost That Never Lies
    I hate it when the Kool-Aid guy breaks through my wall.
    saying "JOT!" after someone's name is called.(JOT is an abbreviation of JOTO which is Spanish for gay lol)
    Taking your clown shoes off after a hard day of being fucking hilarious.
    I was alive when the world ended on May 21st, 2011
    Hello spider in the corner, you just chillin yeah? BANG!! slipper to the head :)
    "you've changed." err , nah i just dont like you anymore! :)
    I dont know who the fuck you are but happy birthday
    Oh, you're a shower? Excuse me while I take my clothes off.
    Dropping an item, telling it to fuck off, then picking it back up again
    Fuck off. And when you get there, Fuck off A bit more.
    Awkward moment when your standing there pushing a pull door :/
    I hate it when Chuck Norris asks for my help
    "Message Sent" .. No Reply.. "FUCK YOU TOO DEN BITCH!!!!!!"
    I Hate When Its Quiet and You're Eating Something Crunchy
    I hate it when Link comes into my house and breaks all my pots.
    Mocking someone in a voice that sounds nothing like them
    I say dude right before I say something moderately important
    Saying "wow, you're cool!" sarcastically.
    "can i go to the bathroom?" "i dont know, can you?" STFU and let me go
    I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say."FOLLOW THAT CAR!!"
    Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth
    If the Bell doesn't dismiss me then the Bell doesn't decide when I arrive.
    Google + Wikipedia + Copy/Paste = Homework Done! :D
    i wonder if british people sit around trying to talk in an American accent?
    Dora...Stop fucking around and get a GPS
    Jumping into your bed to avoid the monsters underneath it
    Hate the mini heart attack you get when swing back too much on a chair :)
    PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!!! ........ tomorrow though.
    Telling someone "You could've made it" after the light turns red
    "Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."
    I'm not a stalker, it was on my homepage
    "That's what she said..," well whoever SHE is, she sounds like a whore..
    Listening to someone's story and thinking lie, lie, lie and lie.
    That time of year when caring about school just goes downhill.
    Where the hell do all my pencils and pens go?!
    The awkward moment when you make a milkshake and nobody comes to your yard.
    Big boobs don't count if you're fat.
    The extremely awkward moment when an ugly person calls themselves ugly
    When life slips you a Jeffery. Stroke the furry wall.
    Peter Griffin's sideboob
    Calling people gay when they do something stupid
    F.I.N.A.L.S = Fuck, I never actually learned shit.
    The awkward moment when Chelsea cant find the reciept for Torres
    The Awkward Moment When You Spend £200.000.000 And Only Win The FA Cup
    The Awkward Moment When Sergio Ramos Gets A Job as A Waiter
    Sergio Ramos; worth £26.4m. Him dropping the Copa Del Rey Cup; priceless.
    FIFA 12 will have a level called Torres mode where it's impossible to score (SuDoku totally copied me)

    And last but not least Sharenator

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