Ember What the Fuck 2

Welcome friends, family, PwnzElite*glares* to Ember What the Fuck two. It has been about a year since I have aloud you the honor of lisning to me ramble on and on and on and…you get the picture. I am allowing for you to read it again, yay for you!
*Voices clap*yes they can clap
*ember bows*
Now let’s get this show on the road.
It is 11:30 I like ll: 30, no I don’t. Yes I do. Lies. No yes. WTF I thought I saw something but it wasn’t there. I want to read my book but if I do my mom will know I’m awake…Then she will take my computer. Noooooooooo not my computer but yes my computer is shiny. No it’s not stop lying. It’s shiny…. I don’t want to go to school tomorrow. My school aria was supposed to get raped by a snow storm but noooooooooooooooooooooooo, it wasn’t even an inch. I couldn’t make cracky the gay emo snowman. I’ll just draw some more pictures of him.Oh and Dora the striper, and Amy the 2 in the afternoon workday striper, and Merman Jesus, and unicorn man!
And then I asked myself what would Jesus do so I didn’t exist. I love Bo Burnham. My mom was picking on me all day, I was looking at some band I don’t remember who it was. But my mom said I should get it I was like NO! All their songs basically say I love girls because they are pretty and I love them It’s so shiny. Not the it’s so shiny part I don’t know why that’s there. But for the rest of the day she kept calling me a lesbian, I was like WTF I was saying what the band was saying, that wasn’t me it was them. I just don’t want to date the dicks at my school. I’m not interested in looking for a future husband right now! Also none of them like games enough. But she kept going on it, I’m going to need conciling when I’m older.
I want to learn how to play the bagpipes, I like bagpipes. Most people are like bagpipes suck and I’m like yay bagpipes! If I ever learn how to play the bagpipes I would play them all the time. Like I did with my trumpet, I played at least two hours a day some times more, the rest of the day was keeping it clean and shiny. It was so shiny I could use it as a mirror. I loved my trumpet. My dad made me quit, he said I didn’t practice enough I will always hate him for making me quit. I was the best trumpet player in my school to, I memorized all my music. Forget your stand no problem Ember doesn’t need hers. I still can do all the finger movements perfectly, I could probably rejoin band if I had the money. But my dad took that to… trumpet.
Have you seen that thing? I don’t know what thing it is. The thing is the thing ting that sings things while it sells rings. Say it ten times fast. I hate Justin Bibber soooooooooooooooo much it hurts. I haveoneof her songs stuck in my head, I was like baby baby baby oh like baby baby baby no why can’t you be mine. Do you want to know why? I will tell you why! She found out that you have a vagina, that’s why. Have fun in north koria bitch. Corea karia shit I can’t spell it… one more for the list of things I don’t know how to do. It will be right after sleep and right before not anoying every one on the map! World… whatever. I’m the map I’m the map I’m the map I’m the map I’m the maaaaaaaaaaap! Seriously who came up with that and why don’t I have one.
I’m the flying banana cat I’m the flying banana cat I’m the flying banana cat I’m the flying banana cat I’m the flying banana caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat that’s why your head will explode from the awesome, or it’s not very catchy or easy to sing neh. It drowned out biber. And he’s back The only solution to this problem is fire! But I can’t leave my computer yet its only 12:11 I have to wait ‘till 12:30 and then to Sparta! Sparta, Sparta, Sparta, Sparta, we love you! That was a song. I think one day I will make it longer, it will sell for one billon dollars! Lamp, I need a lamp. I need a lamp not a lamp lamp, I want the lamp that ginies come out of I would get three wishes. I want my trumpet back, I want Sparta, and I want to rule the world. My first law would be no sleep ever! Because I think the world would be more fun if everyone never slept. It’s been working for me yay! Hazzah! Woot!
I’m a banana I’m a banana I’m a banana LOOK AT ME MOVE! I love that song my friend hates it. But then again she hates a lot of things, like me telling her to put on her thinking sombrero. Or if we all were super heroes she wouldn’t have a cape she would have a poncho. I haven’t told he the last one yet, I think I’ll tell her tomorrow. Why is she friends with me? You would think she would be like I’m done with you insisting that my mom’s not a Mexican but a rushin spy, and that I’m Rexicon. There is no darkroom ghost so stop trying to make me feel bad by saying that if you go in there alone you are going to be raped. And no I didn’t hop a fence on my way to school!
I feel kinda bad for her maybe I’ll let up a bit… But her mom isn’t Mexican she a rushion spy who married yesicas dad as a cover story moveing to America when yesica was eight to destroy us. It’s true! It’s 12:26 four more minutes of this yay for you! Uhhhhhhhhhhh I like pandas, I will use my last four minutes to write the panda song…
I like pandas I really do. I like pandas they aren’t racist against blacks or whites. But if you’re Mexican run away. They are cute they are cuddly they will rape and kill you for your jacket. They like to eat yes they do. They can breathe fire no really they can, only to select individuals who complete panda training. I like pandas yes I do if you don’t like them GTFO.
That’s going to sell a lot.
My time here is up! Have a safe drive home everybody!
Yes, I know my spellings bad.
*fly’s away*

  • ember
  • January 12, 2011, 7:42 pm
You might be interested


Reply Attach
  • 3

    Ember. WTF.

    NO U!
    - drakengard85 January 13, 2011, 1:52 pm
    you know what? Fuck You Too Drakengard85!
    - drakengard85 January 13, 2011, 1:53 pm
    - drakengard85 January 13, 2011, 1:53 pm
    You know damn well my mother is dead! You Are such a Dick!
    - drakengard85 January 13, 2011, 1:54 pm
    - drakengard85 January 13, 2011, 1:54 pm
    Naw, I Ain't even Mad.
    You are just a douchebag.
    - drakengard85 January 13, 2011, 1:55 pm
    - drakengard85 January 13, 2011, 1:55 pm
    Fine .I guess your right man
    - drakengard85 January 13, 2011, 1:57 pm
    wtf guyz? I thought you both agreed to stop doing this shit?
    - drakengard85 January 13, 2011, 1:59 pm
    ^ win lol
    - dreed34 January 13, 2011, 2:14 pm
    hahah i didnt get this until the third time reading it, i thought you were actually arguing with someone that deleted all of their comments
    - bmayes January 13, 2011, 4:12 pm
  • 1

    12 minutes late :P

    I had to wait for it to load.
    - ember January 12, 2011, 7:50 pm
    and my name isn't "pownz" :(
    - PwnzElite January 12, 2011, 7:51 pm
    DAM YOU RICO! It wasn't me Rico did it.
    - ember January 12, 2011, 7:52 pm
    why the hell does that little fucker do that for?
    - PwnzElite January 12, 2011, 7:53 pm
    Beacuse he can<:( and we can't do anything for he is the insomnia god.
    - ember January 12, 2011, 7:57 pm
    damn you rico
    - PwnzElite January 12, 2011, 8:00 pm
    I fixed it but, who knows what rico is going to do next.
    - ember January 12, 2011, 8:08 pm
    rico cannot physically harm anyone but he hurts there mind and fucks there brain and emotionally tortures them, i say we not fuck with him
    - PwnzElite January 12, 2011, 8:10 pm
    He is in a sence insomnia personified.
    - ember January 12, 2011, 8:12 pm
  • 1

    i do believe the world would be a better place without sleep

  • 1

    have you ever slept? because if not, i really would not mind having insomnia for...2 weeks hahaha

  • 1

    I feel enlightened. :D

    • Woggie
    • January 13, 2011, 2:09 pm
  • 1

    lol i love these thing! they are some what retarded but maybe that is what makes them so awesome. +3 to you and your insomnia

    • dreed34
    • January 13, 2011, 2:15 pm
  • 1

    WTF Indeed.
    XD +3

  • 1

    Ember, What the fuck? ahahaha but no seriously, your mind needs some of this.
    *insert picture of nothing here*

  • 1

    Ember WHY??

    • peace
    • January 15, 2011, 4:24 am
  • 1

    am i family or friends?

    You are your own catagory.
    - ember May 2, 2011, 7:46 pm
    Now, Is that category good or bad?
    - PwnzElite May 2, 2011, 7:49 pm
    What is DarkHunter? :P
    - DarkHunter May 2, 2011, 9:53 pm
    Depends how you consider it (:
    - DarkHunter May 2, 2011, 9:53 pm
    i think it is the only "Awesome" Category.
    - PwnzElite May 2, 2011, 9:56 pm
    I think I'm in the "Mega bestest friend" Category (:
    I get Ember hugs :D
    - DarkHunter May 2, 2011, 10:03 pm
    I think im in the , Holy fuck i need to sleep category right now.
    - PwnzElite May 2, 2011, 10:03 pm
    Then sleep mate.
    - DarkHunter May 2, 2011, 10:06 pm
    I try and i lay in bed for hours
    I only sleep when i pass out...
    Insomnia sucks :)
    - PwnzElite May 2, 2011, 10:07 pm
    Lol indeed.
    - DarkHunter May 2, 2011, 10:13 pm
    I remember someone once said they wished they had insomnia.

    - PwnzElite May 2, 2011, 10:14 pm
    DarkHunter is a hunter of the dark.
    - ember May 2, 2011, 10:16 pm
    Ember's awake?
    - DarkHunter May 2, 2011, 10:18 pm
    No, I'm not Ember, Ember went to sleep so how could I be her?
    - ember May 2, 2011, 10:24 pm
    How's your head Ember?
    - DarkHunter May 2, 2011, 10:24 pm
  • 1


Related Posts