Delinquency of Sharenators

Have any of you every been arrested, prison, spent a fun night in jail, close calls with the police? Share your stories...

So I guess I'll share one of my stories. I was a sophomore in high school. It was a school night and I had a few beers and decided to take a walk. I had taken my contacts out so I couldn't see anything but I was walking on a road so I thought I'd be fine because I could see the cars headlights if they came. Well a car was approaching me and I quickly jumped off the road. I didn't think anything of it til I saw flashing lights. The cop came running up to me. He accused me of trying to avoid him. If I was sober I would have told him to fuck off because I was just walking, but I decided not to get myself in trouble. He questioned me about if I was breaking into houses, I laughed at him and said I'm not wearing shoes, a shirt, or shorts with pockets, what could I possibly be stealing. He took my information. After 20 minuets of standing on the side of the road like a dumbass he came back up to me and said my information wasn't right, and he accused me of lieing to him. I told him it was right and after 10 minuets of him yelling at me again he tried the same information and it came back clean. Finally what was supposed to be a 10 minuet walk turned into an hour and half. I ran back to my house and tried to get some sleep... I had finals the next day.

So theres my story of me being a idiot, and a asshole cop.

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    Okay my story is kind of long so i'll just summarize it. My brother is accused of murdering an important persons brother.My brother is sentenced to death and is incarcerated where he awaits his execution. Me being a brilliant structural engineer ,i am convinced of my brothers innocence and formulate an escape plan. In order to gain access to prison, i commit an armed robbery which results in me being sentenced to prison.In prison, i befriend the prison doctor when i pretend to suffer from Type 1 diabetes, in order to gain daily access to the prison's infirmary.Me and my brothers' fight to ward off the execution is aided by our lifelong friend, who begins to investigate the conspiracy that put my brother in jail. However, we are hindered by covert agents, members of an organization known as The Company. The Company was responsible for framing my brother, and they did so because of our father, and his former connections to the company.Me and my brother, along with six other inmates, come to be known as the Fox River Eight, escape from the prison.Haha lol XD

    prison break cartoon 8

    i know this was a bit back and is kinda random but every time i see MalverdeAl100's avatar, i think of MooseROFL or what ever his name was, and he was soo fucking annoying
    - Stoy February 19, 2011, 8:19 pm
    I think MalverdeAl100's new avatar is an homage to the once great turd known as moosrofl69.
    - CaptinCrunk February 19, 2011, 9:43 pm
    Yeah it was his, but i'm not annoying like him. Well at least i don't think i am XD
    - MalverdeAl100 February 20, 2011, 7:56 am
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    Fuck da police.

    that coming from a marine is amusing.
    - triclebickle February 19, 2011, 8:02 pm
    His guns bigger he can say whatever he wants :P
    - GinjaNinja February 20, 2011, 8:03 am
    good point lol
    - triclebickle February 20, 2011, 11:08 am
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    I'm good, me, never been done by the police.

    Also, it's not illegal if I don't get caught. S'all good.

    • SuDoku
    • February 18, 2011, 10:02 am
    >never been done by the police.
    I don't think that's what he meant by "Delinquency".
    - thekitkatkid February 19, 2011, 10:30 am
    I was done by the police. Once just once that baton sure doesn't feel good
    - MalverdeAl100 February 19, 2011, 10:54 am
    >implying greentext works on sharenator.
    - Disco February 19, 2011, 12:43 pm
    English slang, to mean get into trouble :)

    Sorry should have clarified... I have never been violated by a police officer.
    - SuDoku February 19, 2011, 1:28 pm
    - thekitkatkid February 19, 2011, 2:18 pm
    haha yeah whatever you say XD
    - thekitkatkid February 19, 2011, 2:19 pm
    Ignorance of Americans, I should have expected this ;)

    *Prepares for shitstorm caused by slating by Americans*
    - SuDoku February 19, 2011, 2:23 pm
    - thekitkatkid February 19, 2011, 2:27 pm
    Ed, Edd and Eddy, what a show!
    - SuDoku February 19, 2011, 2:28 pm
    That was my favorite program when I was little. Who was your favorite character, SuDoku?
    - DarkHunter February 19, 2011, 2:34 pm
    How the fuck did you do that ???

    - MalverdeAl100 February 19, 2011, 3:56 pm
    i understood what you meant by done by the police. English slang is for the win.
    - GinjaNinja February 19, 2011, 4:23 pm
    It's an image of greentext... not actual text.
    - Disco February 19, 2011, 5:46 pm
    tsk tsk tsk shakes head
    - Reddeath195 February 19, 2011, 7:05 pm
    Pfff i knew that
    - MalverdeAl100 February 20, 2011, 7:48 am
    we are in a whole different league with slang
    - JonnymusPrime February 20, 2011, 10:28 am
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    Ok when you've been exposed to 911 personnel pretty much all your life because family is firefighters cops EMT You tend to learn a lot about it and you tend to learn that human stupidity knows no bounds allow me to explain one day we had a drug bust down in the county had swat K-9 and cops galore we had finished up and went to a local mom and pop shop they sold gas and food were sitting around the table eating when a car pulls in containing 4 Bravo mites aka black males three get out one approaches the counter starts asking directions to somewhere one goes to one end of the store "looking for a drink" the other one walks to the other end "looking at the hotdogs" now it was damn suspicious because we could tell they were casing the place and just checking for how many people were inside it was only 4 people now i don't know if the guy checking our end was just blind or retarded but picture this we all had black shirts on with big bold golden letters POLICE on the back we had handcuffs, standard issue sidearms, pepper spray, everything a fucking cop would normally have on him he looks right at us and we are all thinking these guys cant be that fucking stupid...right? sure enough the guy looks at the guy at the counter he pulls a pistol points it at the cashier and announces this is a robbery the cashier looks at us we just motion for him to go ahead he gives the guy the money they go to run out we chase them out the door and yell police and order them to get on the ground to which one of them promptly does the other makes a dash for the car we tackle him and the getaway driver comes the best part he flees down a dead end the one we had the drug bust in he literally drives TOWARDS the flashing blue lights fucking genius right he stops after finally realizing that he is in the middle of about 50+ cops dogs and swat...well he decides he should make a run for it they release the dogs and he finally went down and we had to hospitalize him because apparently he was the dogs new chew toy dumb ass should not have ran.

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    I almost got arrested by mistake once. 3-5 years ago I was going back from the trip at night with my cousin (he was driving). Cops stopped us and they said it was just a routine check, they asked him to show driver's license and everything looked normal until another cop looked at me and said step out of vehicle with angry tone. So I did what he told me, he checked all over my body. Asked my name, my documents, where "the hell" I'm going (all with an attitude), asked to open the trunk. They found nothing. It was scary shit for a moment. Later I asked them, guys why are you shaking me but not my cousin and everything became clear. I fit a description of some criminal and they really thought for some time I was him. So they apologised me and said sorry that we almost arrested you, have a good night sleep.

    • Darius
    • February 19, 2011, 9:06 am
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    I'v been arrested with my dad, but obviously I wasn't sent to jail.
    I was like 4-5 at the time.

  • 1

    I've never been arrested because i'm apparently not old enough for owning a flamethrower...
    *evil laugh*

  • 1

    i was a good boy eagle scout and all that

    when did you get your eagle?
    - Reddeath195 February 19, 2011, 7:06 pm
    well I'm eagle to but that didn't stop me nun
    - triclebickle February 19, 2011, 7:59 pm
    - Tremp20k February 20, 2011, 10:19 am
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    On two occasions I spent the night in a holding cell for drunk driving. I got lucky though because I grew up in a fairly small town so I new the officer on duty that pulled me over. I used to smoke pot with his step-daughter. Anyway, he never pressed charges or even filed paperwork. He just made me leave my truck and sleep it off in the cell till his night shift was over.

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    So senior year of high school and I am on surf team (just a group of people who are in charge of parties and pranks) along with my friends JC, Jordan, and Gage and we hold this massive party up at this place called keps crossing with like 20 people and half of us are blitzed off our asses and for some reason a guy from fish and game comes up and is asking if we are shooting at animals and being drunk I fall out of my chair just laughing my ass off, so after a while of this I get up and I know the guy so I act sober (and I am still amazed that this worked) and tell him that some people up the road a few were throwing rocks are ground squirrels so he drives up a few miles and crashed another party of which involves the cops being called so we hear the sirens and stash the booze and they just pass us and bust the other party and the only bad part about that entire night is Jordan puked in the fire.

  • 1

    once i ditched school and went to a mall, then the mall security caught me and nearly called lapd

    • alucard
    • February 20, 2011, 6:12 pm
  • 1

    Nope. I'm a good boy.

  • 1

    I find it funny how this post was popular TODAY, of all days.
    Earlier today, my two friends and I went to the park to, you know, smoke some stuff. We went into a ditch, but didn't know it was by a sidewalk. Some guy jogged past us and whipped out his cell. We threw it in the water and ran like hell. We saw police cars going towards the park once we got to my friend's house.

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