Cool Story Bro.

I'm 20 years old and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place.
sb1 - cool story bro.

It's the only place that will hire a high school graduate.
sb2 - cool story bro.

I'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. I'd complain, but my boss only cares about money.
sb3 - cool story bro.

I'd leave, but i can't pass my drivers test, or any test i've ever taken.
sb4 - cool story bro.

I'm in love with one of my only friends. she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle. but, I'm stuck in the friend zone.
sb5 - cool story bro.

My only other friend is this guy, who I'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally retarded.
sb6 - cool story bro.

And to top it off, i live in a pineapple under the sea....
sb7 - cool story bro.

U mad, bro?
sb8 - cool story bro.

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  • 5

    Wow with all that stacked against him, I'd say Spongebob is quite the optimist!

    • TexBex
    • September 28, 2011, 7:25 am
    I'd say so!
    - ClassicDarlingXO September 28, 2011, 7:30 am
  • 4

    i lost, but totaly worth it. +3

    • DJ9090
    • September 28, 2011, 6:08 am
  • 4

    wel played madam, well played.

  • 3

    Winning feels SO NICE!!!
    +3 for the attempt though

    • adduco
    • September 28, 2011, 9:44 am
  • 2

    Pfft. I saw this on 4chan forever ago. I knew what was going on from the get. U mad?

    Not since it's you. :P
    - ClassicDarlingXO September 28, 2011, 11:49 am
    Yay! I'm loved!
    - CallMeGoogle September 28, 2011, 5:24 pm
  • 2

    MEGA REPOST - can't think who or when but clearly not many others have seen the original based on the uprate...

    MEGA REPOST indeed, but the reason that i think it has alot of points is because it has pics to go with it. The original is just text. Well at least that's why i +3'ed it
    - MalverdeAl100 September 29, 2011, 7:02 am
    Thanks dude.
    - ClassicDarlingXO September 29, 2011, 7:40 am
    You're welcome dude-ette
    - MalverdeAl100 September 29, 2011, 8:36 am
  • 2

    ancient aliens guy

    Hahahaha! I loved that guy.
    - ClassicDarlingXO September 29, 2011, 7:24 am
  • 1

    i knew something was up when it said you was in love with a girl and i thought that you arent a lesbian

  • 1

    spongebob is not in love with sandy cheeks
    spongebob is gay

    • Vans
    • September 28, 2011, 1:29 pm
  • 1

    Hmmm I see what you did thar. I was confused at first when it said you were in love with a girl :P

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  • 1

    Repost or not, I didn't lose, it was awesome, and I +3'd it.

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