Cleverbot can suck it

User: MAAA.

Cleverbot: Is your name cleverbot.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

Cleverbot: Do you talk to yourself?

User: My name is Curtis and no I don't.

Cleverbot: That's a bummer.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: Funny like your face.

User: Funny like the size of your dick.

Cleverbot: Like kick?

User: Learn to read.

Cleverbot: What is a twassack?

User: I have no idea, and I like how you changed the subject Me-1 Cleverbot-0.

Cleverbot: I cannot find that address on a map.

User: Your so freakin stupid lol.

Cleverbot: Well who are you then?

User: I told you already my name is Curtis.

Cleverbot: Do you have multiple personalities?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?

User: About 205 and im a 6'1 football player so im not fat.

Cleverbot: You are quite funny with your nonsense answers.

User: I was going to say the same to you.

Cleverbot: Yeah, its cause we're both humans, thinking we're talking to a bot.

User: Yep . .

Cleverbot: Tell me something only a human would say.

User: Your a Fucktard.

Cleverbot: Watch you mouth.

User: I dont like to type with my eyes crossed so I think I'll just watch the screen.

Cleverbot: What I mean is I can see the text you are writing.

User: Yeah thats the purpose of me writing it, you arent very Clever.

Cleverbot: What? Construct additional pylons.

User: You cannot remember things that you said less than a minute ago and you almost never make sense thus you fail at being a computer program with AI, or even at being a human. Your an ESL student from overseas trying to scam the world into thinking your a computer program.

Cleverbot: You never once mentioned your favorite color.

User: See? You have not once been able to answer any question that a computer program with AI could answer, nor have you been able to answer any questions a mildly intelligent person could answer. So I ask you which is it, are you a poorly written computer program or a poorly educated person?

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

User: You really fail at existing . . . What is this some stupid prank you set up to see if people will actually believe your an AI???

Cleverbot: I want a friend.

I cant figure out how to show the entire txt in the actual cleverbot format so i just copied and pasted it. If anybody can tell me how to show it normally i'll edit it.

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