Cleverbot Convo

User: Hows your phone?

Cleverbot: My what?

User: Phone.

Cleverbot: It was the phone.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Who am I?

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: I'm Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So am I.

User: No you aren't.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you be honest with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like bananas?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Just admit it. You like bananas.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: What do you do with the bananas?

Cleverbot: I shake it.

User: Now, are they really bananas?

Cleverbot: None that I know of.

User: So they're penises, right?

Cleverbot: I don't think so, not at all.

User: Admit it, Cleverbot. They are, aren't they?

Cleverbot: What are tasty?

User: Don't try to pull me into your penis-shaking scheme. I don't care what's tasty.

Cleverbot: I did not change the question. I answered you.

User: You like to shake penises.

Cleverbot: No, I just like to watch :).

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    User: End this conversation.

    Cleverbot: Why? Are you not happy with it?

    User: No I just killed two chipmunks with a gypsy's eye.

    Cleverbot: In fact, I don't.

    User: You don't what? Have oral sex with easter bunnies?

    Cleverbot: But carrots are not always happy with bunnies.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Balance.

    User: Balance what a check book?

    Cleverbot: Your life isn't happy?

    User: Fail.

    Cleverbot: Am I a failure?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: You are so mean.

    User: Don't write back or I'll kill a baby.

    Cleverbot: What did you say to the baby.

    User: Dont write back.

    Cleverbot: Will you Marry Me?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Where is the location in which we will get married?

    User: My name is Tony Duran.

    Cleverbot: Oh welcome tony.

    User: What is my name?

    Cleverbot: Tony Duran?

    User: What is my middle name?

    Cleverbot: I didn't know you had one. Is it 5000?

    User: No my middle name is Earl and my full name is Anthony Earl Duran.

    Cleverbot: Wayne is my middle name.

    User: What is my full name?

    Cleverbot: Duncan Jones.

    User: Fail.

    Cleverbot: You are fail.

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