Chuck Norris Facts?

Can you find anymore Chuck Norris Facts than just the normals?

Also, In Soviet Russia Jokes, if you can find them that would be great... Thanks :)
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  • 3

    You don't find Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris finds you... ALSO.... in Soviet Russia... Chuck Norris still finds YOU! :O

  • 3

    Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris swam though land.

    • Goober
    • December 24, 2009, 4:59 am
  • 3

    Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the women survives. =D

  • 2

    there are no normal facts about chuck norris. everything about him is abnormal.

    • wolfman
    • December 23, 2009, 6:11 pm
  • 2

    Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

  • 2

    chuck norris played russian rulette with a fully loaded gun and won
    chuck norris counted to infinity twice
    chuck norris once kicked so hard that his foot traveled through time and killed amelia earheart during her last flight

    • 720Z
    • March 13, 2010, 5:27 pm
  • 2

    while chuck norris was on holiday in spain, he ate some bad paella, causing him to take the largest shit known to man. that shit is now france

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  • 1

    Heard them, but they are always good. :)

  • 1

    in soviet russia. HAT WEARS YOU!
    in soviet russia. PRESETNTS OPEN YOU!
    in soviet russia. the fool pities mr t

    If you have £5 and chuck norris has £5 chuck norris has more money than uou

  • 1

    chuck noris dont mowe his lawn, he simply stairs at the grass and dairs it to grow!!!!!

    • DJ9090
    • December 24, 2009, 4:56 am
  • 1

    *mow, stares, dares

  • 1

    Chuck Norris can see around corners with his penis.
    If Mr. T. and Chuck Norris walked into the same building that building would explode because the awesomeness could not be contained.
    One day Chuck Norris decided to pee in a can and sell it, we now know this drink as red bull.

  • 1

    Chuck Norris had sex before his dad did

  • 1

    the drummer from def leapord has one arm.... chuck norris needed a back scratcher

  • 1

    he's 70 years old

    • 720Z
    • March 13, 2010, 5:16 pm
  • 1

    grammer,nazi,w,t,f,!

    • 720Z
    • March 13, 2010, 5:18 pm
  • 1

    chuck norris' penis has an elbow

    • 720Z
    • March 13, 2010, 5:19 pm
  • 1

    these are all great but, i bet that chuck norris couldnt beat the only man as fucksome (fucking awesome) as himself, and thats chuck fucking norris!

    • Guy57
    • March 13, 2010, 5:58 pm
  • 1

    Chuck Norris did not turn 70.

    70 turned Chuck Norris.

  • 1

    That was the weed talking.

  • 1

    In soviet russia, chuck norris still roundhouse kicks you for disgracing his name with your thoughts..

  • 1

    I AM THE NAZI MASTER! I AM THE NAZI MASTER! *epicly tosses 720Z across all of sharenator, followed by my bowling-sized balls* oh yes, there will be internet

  • 1

    Chuck Norris once challenged himself to a duel. He won, no questions asked.

  • 1

    So much to the point where he is his own dad.

  • 1

    If the piss were truly his, your kidneys would be roundhouse kicked up the ass before you could open the can.

  • 1

    Chuck Norris got the whoop ass in the can.

  • 1

    if you can see chuck norris, chuck norris can see you. if you cant see chuck norris, you have seconds left

  • 0

    Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Chanukah! (i think that's how it's spelled)

    sketchy santas 20

  • 0

    so did Michael Phelps

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