Boys are (apparently) so predictable

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  • 46

    finish lie a boss

  • 25

    when my door is closed, it's because either someone is being loud in the living room and i don't want to listen to it, or I'm about to rock out to some music. I masturbate with the door open.

  • 18

    I cut out the middle man and just do it in their room.

  • 7

    Oh man, I should have put that one in my courage wolf post. Nice +1

  • 7

    Door closed... I'm probably watching Star Wars, and don't want to be disturbed. I have no life.

    • Ertrov
    • August 1, 2010, 3:42 pm
  • 6

    The sick thing is so god damn true...

  • 6

    lolz mothers love daughters ik all the boys here should go on strike lolz

  • 6

    This is fucking funnier than the post!!

  • 5

    XD sometimes i do think my mom favors my sis XD

  • 5

    so true

  • 4

    stays after school 1 is so true even if Im like 10mins late I still get "wat took u so long?"

  • 4

    door to room closed i could be having sex, sleeping, smoking pot, or working but thank god i don't live with my parents cuz that would just be odd

  • 3

    I just pretend i'm constipated. Works brilliantly for several of those above

  • 3

    wow that is actualy accurate apart from the weed part

    • BEASTY
    • September 21, 2010, 3:32 pm
  • 2

    Meh I don't like being disturbed...

  • 2

    I always have my door closed because I don't like being bothered.

  • 2

    nope i have a son and LOVE my baby boy more than anything!

  • 2

    i hate the last 2

    • hightec
    • September 22, 2010, 5:26 am
  • 2

    Girls masturbate too ya know

    - JonnymusPrime January 2, 2011, 10:51 am
    - castlewarsisawsome January 3, 2011, 7:12 am
  • 2

    my parents search my room, so when i use a condom i leave it on the floor

  • 1

    I'm the youngest of 4 and the only son. I practically do whatever the fuck I want and my parents don't think twice.

    You lucky sumbitch.
    - Demono January 2, 2011, 11:26 am
    eh, I'd rather have a bro.
    - iGreenDay January 2, 2011, 5:10 pm
  • 1

    The thing about being sick though... Jesus Christ that's true. I'll have the flu and be forced without meds, but my sister has her wisdoms pulled and 2 weeks later is still lying on the couch.

    tell me about it, i got hit in the head and got stiches still had to go to school
    - DarkicoN13 January 2, 2011, 6:57 pm
    THAT is why the dads prefer the sons.
    - iGreenDay January 3, 2011, 1:53 pm
    yep, but my dad would probaly make go if i was sick anywyas
    - DarkicoN13 January 3, 2011, 1:55 pm
    i never said they were reasonable
    - iGreenDay January 5, 2011, 3:59 pm
  • 1

    i love being a girl <3

    - DarkicoN13 January 2, 2011, 12:14 pm
    nahh, fuck you XD
    *i'm not really meaning that, you know that right?*
    - Icelandgirly January 2, 2011, 12:20 pm
    You're mean! *runs away*
    - DarkicoN13 January 2, 2011, 12:21 pm
    - Icelandgirly January 2, 2011, 12:28 pm
    No, im gonna run away! im gonna run way and never come back!
    - DarkicoN13 January 2, 2011, 4:44 pm
    *forever alone face*
    - Icelandgirly January 3, 2011, 7:03 am
  • 1

    you forgot one thing. I've lost a pretty good amount of weight in the last two years and my mom thinks im doing heroin and crack.

  • 1

    its TOTALLY the other way around in my family D:

  • 1

    Lol it's not like that in my house. All my brothers and sisters got treated like they were always doing something wrong. I'm the good kid though haha!

    • SuDoku
    • January 3, 2011, 7:08 am
  • 1

    My mother pretty much treats me and my sister equally.

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