Blonde Joke (No Offence)

I urgently needed a few days off work,
But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.< /B> I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he Would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, So that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office
And asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,
The Boss asked her
..And where do you think you're going?'

(You're gonna love this.....)

She said,
'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!

No offence to Blonde girls who use sharenator!

  • Simmo49
  • January 29, 2010, 10:29 am
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  • 9

    why do blondes like sunroofs?
    more leg room

    • 720Z
    • March 12, 2010, 5:50 pm
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    i only clicked on this post because of the picture of the hot blonde woman. good way to attract guys Simmo49.

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    orly? he made it up...

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    She said,
    'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!
    That is not stupid it's actualy a win.

    • ember
    • March 13, 2010, 9:26 am
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    exactly waht i was thinking :P

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    • alucard
    • February 4, 2011, 3:56 pm
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    im i still pissed myself laughin XD ... cuz im a guy, the blondeness has no effect on my brain :D

    As am i, we know where we stand!
    - AdamAbnormal February 4, 2011, 4:12 pm
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    I was hoping to see the blond chick...

    • Lucky
    • August 3, 2010, 2:31 pm
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    thats deffinitly fake and kinda funny tho

    • Qazzie
    • January 31, 2010, 9:11 am
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    lol it was funny, but only +2 because it sounds a little bit fake :/ x

    • jjboi69
    • January 31, 2010, 2:55 am
    Thats because it is a JOKE as stated in the title so it is fake, shit for brains.
    - yourmomisawhore December 20, 2010, 2:57 pm
    I'm guessing you're blonde?
    - Kermie February 1, 2011, 1:03 pm
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