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    How dare she say that Ke$a is better then Pink Floyed, AC/DC, and Led Zepplin! I will kill her with this!
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    • ember
    • January 4, 2011, 1:48 pm
    - iGreenDay January 5, 2011, 4:37 pm
    ive never been more attracted to a somebody in my life...thank you
    - moelester September 17, 2011, 6:27 pm
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    well I would say
    they are all true
    and most of them fit to 90% of girls on the world :P

    • Vans
    • January 4, 2011, 10:17 am
    Sounds like you've been meeting the wrong girls.
    - luminosity January 4, 2011, 10:49 am
    there are no right girls XD
    one of those things always fit to a girl
    - Vans January 4, 2011, 10:58 am
    so what do you say fits to me then?
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 11:18 am
    well you are that special you should get your own

    "looks like a real man"
    "ugh hair I want a douchebag who wont have a beard until he is 80 because he is too often under the sun and looks like a carrot"

    lol I suck at this
    - Vans January 4, 2011, 11:27 am
    i don't get the second part:/
    if you mean i want a well tanned guy, i don't really care about the colour
    and a beard is good, as long as it isn't a long one XD
    or a mustache :S
    i know, i'm picky
    but i don't even know myself why i hate body hair that much :/
    but with *no body hair* i mean not a whole forest on one guys chest D:
    i meant a little is good, and none is ok but freaky o.O
    so don't judge >:C
    and i don't want a douchebag!
    i would rather go for the nicer guy, or nerdier
    and you said atleast one of these above would fit to every girl in the world, so wich one fits to me?
    no making up stuff, because that's *cheating*
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 11:38 am
    you think you dont want a douchebag
    but I know what you want
    well girls cheat all the time :P

    you want this

    - Vans January 4, 2011, 12:08 pm
    those guys are hideous :O
    this is NOT what i wan't
    girls cheat all the time? Now you are assuming (again :/ ) that all girls are the same and all girls cheat a lot, but you are wrong
    i have never cheated, and i think only 10-15% of girls have
    you haven't even answered my original question!
    since you clearly said before that every girl can relate to at least one of them :/
    again, those guys are hideous and i would never, EVER like that kind of guys
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:19 pm
    I didnt say they cheat a lot
    but they do it some day
    you have never cheated YET

    I cant answer it I never dated you so I dont know you enough

    but I can guess
    if it makes you happy because that is all that matters to me of course XD

    - Vans January 4, 2011, 12:23 pm
    umm so are you saying all girls cheat sometimes?
    then i'll just say that all boys cheat and only date for sex in return
    and i don't take advantage of people, and i never will
    i would say that none of these meme's are anything like me
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:34 pm
    well in that case my love
    you are one of the 10% that does not fit
    so you must be ugly or awesome XD
    in that case I must say
    will you marry me? XD
    - Vans January 4, 2011, 12:37 pm
    Please remove your foot from your mouth.
    - Ertrov January 4, 2011, 12:48 pm
    every girl says they want a nicer/nerdier BF. so why do they always go with the douches and rich guys when its a 95% chance that they will break up within a year? i must agree with vans last comment...
    - MIKYTEY January 4, 2011, 7:50 pm
    D: Seriously man, most of the women I know are awesome and a far cry from every single one of those pics.

    There are selfish women, who generally fit most of those descriptions, and then there are the selfless women, who almost absolutely never fit any of them at all. Being an Air Force ROTC guy, I tend to know the latter.
    - luminosity January 4, 2011, 8:49 pm
    why do you talk like that?
    and i'll have to pass on that one XD
    - Icelandgirly January 5, 2011, 10:22 am
    i'm sorry but not true, you can't jut take experience from 1 or 2 girls and just assume that implies to every girl on the planet!
    and i would never go for a douche, no matter how rich or handsome he would be, i just hate douches
    - Icelandgirly January 5, 2011, 10:25 am
    thats what they all say. but actions show different in my experience.
    - MIKYTEY January 5, 2011, 11:24 pm
    well actions of some girls don't count for all girls, like i said before!
    - Icelandgirly January 6, 2011, 5:19 am
    This might seem a bit harsh but it's pretty much true. Every girl I know has chosen a "sexy" guy who is all in it for sex, be a dick after he gets it and breaks up with her. Even when a nerdy kinda guy like me sits back, laughs and wishes it could have been him because he isn't one of those guys. The ONLY time I ever see a girl choose a guy like me is when they are either fat, ugly, or just socially awkward. I'm not saying that is you, you might just be one of the few girls who goes for the personality before the looks. Which is badass, more power to you. But still, that is all I see happen.
    - Kermie March 3, 2011, 2:51 pm
    I have to agree. Almost every girl i know fits one of these.
    - SaysTheMan September 17, 2011, 2:55 pm
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    these are the kinds of women i would fucking punch i dont give a shit

    Couldn't resist
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 10:56 am

    listen to the lyrics
    - Tremp20k January 4, 2011, 10:58 am
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    sounds like all women to me, and oh how the last one happens to them a lot, needless to say im not very sympathetic when they cry to me about it *evil smile with a slight giggle*

    and what do you know about ALL women?
    ok, all guys are cheating bastards that drink and fuck every slut they find.
    now i just did a small piece of what you guys just did
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 11:21 am
    it was a joke dear...
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 11:45 am
    stay out of this and let mr. DRAG over here answer, *dear*
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 11:52 am
    Sorry didnt quite see his comment saw yours and thought it was about the post apologies
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 12:00 pm
    oh ok, apology accepted XD
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:08 pm
    But with your thought i do agree but there are a few guys out there who know how to treat a lady
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 12:10 pm
    i know that, i was just showing how most guys imagine women but pointed it at you (guys)
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:13 pm
    He's joking which is why he's put the 'evil smile' thing on the end. Lol.
    I'm a girl and well just joke back with stereotypes, it's all just good fun :)
    - SuDoku January 4, 2011, 12:22 pm
    (sorry guys) but yea most guys are kind of narrow minded when it comes to girls because they expose themselves to those kind of girls they dont look hard enough for the decent ones in the bunch lets face it when it comes to guys its mostly this...

    But there is that occasional girl who seems to like the nice guy but then dates the asshole who just basically just wants to sleep with them which bugs me but eh its life on both counts
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 12:22 pm
    but still this kind of stereotypes annoy me :/
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:25 pm
    wel i would dump someone as soon as i would find out he's just after the sex and stuff like that o.O
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:25 pm
    then again i will humbly apologize if i offended you there are those types of stereotypes on both sides of the board
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 12:27 pm
    you didn't offend me , calm down a little bit mr.formal :p
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:31 pm
    Lol, you're gonna get called all sorts for being a girl especially on the internet. Trust me I know :)
    You just got to take it on the chin and move on. I mean if we're gonna get stereotypical, all the guys on the internet must have no girlfriends and live in their parents basement, it's not true but ah well. You know it's not true, so don't let it get to you, just kind of roll with it and before you know it, you're having a rather comical yet insulting slanging match :)
    - SuDoku January 4, 2011, 12:32 pm
    Eh i try :)
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 12:34 pm
    don't you think i know that?
    it's not like i was born yesterday
    but thanks for trying to help anyways
    i try to ignore guys but if i just go with it they will think that they can just treat girls like that, and that's exactly how jerks are made!
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:36 pm
    Your already smarter than most girls with that statement have a friend in that situation and she keeps insisting the "oh i can change him" and then the "oh i changed him" crap
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 12:42 pm
    Males living in their parents basements that lack girlfriends is a stereotype? O, so i'm not normal then.
    - pureawesomeness January 4, 2011, 12:42 pm
    that was completely out of contact o.O
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:44 pm
    lol you said you would dump some one who just wanted sex correct? a couple of girls i know are dating guys like that and they are the types if they arnt sleeping with their said gf they will sleep with another chick and then the gf insist on oh i can change him or they think they have changed him which in fact he is still doing it behind their back he just lies to them about it lol
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 12:48 pm
    You're such a pleb XD
    - SuDoku January 4, 2011, 12:49 pm
    My kitchens empty, so if you wouldn't mind stopping with all the emotional garbage, could you just get back in your hole and cook?

    - pureawesomeness January 4, 2011, 12:52 pm
    well noone can be changed
    you are always you and noone should even try to change that!
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:56 pm
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 12:57 pm
    hey, my kitchens empty, too
    no make me a sandwich or your balls will be cut off in your nearest future.period.
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:58 pm
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 12:59 pm
    Now if you could find a way to wire that to females around the world you deserve a Nobel peace prize
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 1:03 pm
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 2:08 pm

    Found it just for you XD
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 2:14 pm

    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 2:17 pm
    Consider it as a gift XD
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 2:18 pm
    considered CX
    - Icelandgirly January 4, 2011, 2:19 pm
    pleb...plebian?? just wondering.
    - arrowdodger7 January 5, 2011, 8:58 am
    I'm sorry, it's just an awesome word :D
    - SuDoku January 5, 2011, 10:44 am
    is that what you meant though? cause if so i kinda know what that means!
    - arrowdodger7 January 5, 2011, 2:46 pm
    The hell is a pleb?
    - DarkicoN13 January 5, 2011, 4:49 pm
    Nah your normal thats me as well
    - DarkicoN13 January 5, 2011, 4:49 pm
    I've always known it as just pleb haha.
    - SuDoku January 5, 2011, 9:16 pm
    Urban dictionary: one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public

    I just love the word :P
    - SuDoku January 5, 2011, 9:17 pm
    either ive never heard of it or its a uk word
    - DarkicoN13 January 6, 2011, 2:20 am
    you learn plebian in history. roman word meaning a poor person. i think SuDoko put it right.
    - arrowdodger7 January 6, 2011, 5:29 am
    Yeah it's more a UK word which I've rediscovered my love for. I'm bringing this bad boy back :D
    - SuDoku January 8, 2011, 3:02 am
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    If you listen closely, you should be able to hear‎ how one of these is an amazing song and one is shit. Actually fuck that, you shouldn't even have to listen closely.

    hell you dont even have to listen at all just look at the pics one is good and the other is crap
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 11:21 am
    You don't even have to look at the pictures. Just read the song titles... Achilles Last Stand Vs. Tik Toc song... Scrach that Just look at the band names Led Zepplin sounds like an awesome band. Ke$ha doesn't even sound like a band, It looks like she's an idiot who can't even spell her own name.
    - ember January 4, 2011, 1:55 pm
    You have a very valid point +1 for you
    - Reddeath195 January 4, 2011, 1:57 pm
    - imfrikknbad January 5, 2011, 8:16 am
    Okay:D lets try an experament to see why Led Zepplin is better Ke$ha.

    Make your hypothosis.

    What you need
    a friend
    a computer

    Use this chart to record your resalts.

    Who was it? Ke$ha.
    How did they respond? She became agressive and told me to make ke$ha GTFO.

    1 close your eyes this is importent do not open your eyes.

    2 Your friend should open up two windows one should have Led Zepplin on it and one should have Ke$ha on it.

    3 Your friend should swich randomly betwen the two windows pausing to recored your reaction.

    Was your hypothises corect?
    - ember January 5, 2011, 11:19 am
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    I've had that last one happen once or twice when I was in high school. Then I LOL'd when they came crying to me about their douche b/f.. mmm.. yes good times.

  • 1

    LOL +3

  • 1

    and a comedy masterpiece is born

  • 1

    When I read this I could only think, "So true" to a couple. Then I saw the 11th and 12th and I thought, "Oh my God, it's my ex!"

  • 1

    Oh my god the first one annoys the piss out of me

  • 1

    damn you lady

    • peace
    • January 18, 2011, 5:35 pm
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  • 1

    i would so kill that bitch

  • 1

    thats the type of women I would one night stand lol

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