Beer Battleship (or how to always win at battleship)

Just before Christmas we had a "hedgedog in the fog" themed party. One of the reasons why it was called like that was because we had a smoke machine. Some of fellow sharenators were here too - Ensx, Darius and BongoMan. Since BongoMan is studying architecture, he had some sheets of paperboard. So we figured we can use them to make a beer battleship table.

How to always win at battleship
1. Make a big battleship table. Use beer bottles/cans/etc as your ships. If you have a smoke machine, use it to create a feeling of a real battle!
2. The rules of the game are simple - if you hit your opponent's ship (beer), he has to drink it.
3. ???
4. No matter if you win or lose, you always win.

So, here's our table:
beer battleship

And here's some smoke. It can't get better than this!
beer battleship2

Needless to say, it got us pretty drunk. This is now my favorite drinking game.

  • Paul
  • January 9, 2010, 1:28 pm
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    My drinking game.
    1. Grab Beer
    2. Open Beer
    3. Drink Beer
    4. Repeat
    The object is the drink as many beers as you can before the day is over without punching your wife in the eye.

    i hear ya. i have cirrhosis from college :( now i cant drink much without getting shooting pain in my jaw. i partied too hard i guess... i think it was mixing pain killers i needed to take. i didnt want an injury to interupt my partying... but i guess drinking keystone, natural light, corona, guiness, devils springs, and moonshine didn't work like i had planned. (well actually, i wanted to get fucked up... so maybe it worked alittle too much like i wanted) .... sigh, i kinda miss drinknig.
    - c8r15 November 5, 2010, 10:25 am
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    I've got to have a go at this with Jagermeister and shot glasses!

    • Math
    • January 9, 2010, 1:42 pm old are you?
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    i love battleship , i love booze , its a win win!

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    that looks like fun! replace beer with shots you'd be ripped in no time. +3

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    Yeah, I think it's a smoke machine. Getting a smoke machine was BongoMan's idea. One of our buddies works in concert/music business, so I asked him to borrow us a small smoke machine for our party.

    I don't remember the actual model, but it looks like this:
    f80z20smoke20machine - beer battleship (or how to always win at battleship)

    Our model was something pretty cheap, I was told it costs $80 to buy.

    • Paul
    • January 9, 2010, 2:36 pm
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    146,951 people already knows we had an awesome party:D how cool is that

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    Welcome to the Internet my friend :)

    • Darius
    • January 10, 2010, 5:32 pm
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    ha nice

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    • sowhat
    • January 25, 2012, 10:27 am
    im making this now! and having a tournament!
    - 24paperwings January 25, 2012, 10:41 am
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    are you sure that is a smoke machine or something else?

    • mhakim
    • January 9, 2010, 2:16 pm
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    Is this more fun than beer pong or flip cup?

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    This is called mischeversenken ("sinking mixed drinks" in german) and we already had a world-championship in it 2 years ago. check it out: or

    • dopamin
    • January 10, 2010, 4:05 am
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    Sounds like you guys had some fun

    • peace
    • January 10, 2010, 10:05 am
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    now i wanna try that!!!

    • Simmo49
    • January 10, 2010, 11:18 am
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    lmao thats awesome. the second pic looks so epic

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    Its called beertleship ;-)

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    This is bad ass!

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    awesome party, awesome post. +333 hehe..

    • Ensx
    • January 11, 2010, 10:20 am
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    great idea only improvement I see is put shot glass of clear alcohol in remaining empty locations and if you miss you have to drink instead of opponent

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