so tonight i was playing my xbox and i went in the other room to watch a movie. when i the movie was over i was like "gee call of duty sounds like a lot of fun, i think ill go play for a while". so i got back in my room only to find out that id been banned from xbox live sometime during the two hours i was gone. i was a little pissed cuz the reason i got banned was because my bio said "ill fuk ur couch, if i dont then congratulations." so i was just wondering if anybody else had any funny, stupid, or fukin irratating as hell stories about why they got banned. or just ur opinion on the matter. my gt is totalxXxexile

  • exile
  • January 8, 2011, 4:14 pm
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    Bah my main GT got banned for Provocative content as my bio said "Jehova witnesses are devils in suits... let them in , you'll never get them out".

    Its true... but i dont see how thats provocative? no-one likes jehova witnesses

    dude that deserves a fukin medal
    - exile January 8, 2011, 6:24 pm
    I enjoy beating people at video games then insulting them about there sexuality. 24 hour ban. :P
    - devilduck July 20, 2011, 12:40 pm
    That is kind of why banning is there. That's pretty douchey, bro.
    - FireRoastedFire July 21, 2011, 7:45 am
    Me and you, we're not that different

    - MalverdeAl100 July 21, 2011, 7:56 am
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    I haven't gotten banned and I've made people cry because I hijacked their x-box.

    well good for you
    - exile February 9, 2011, 8:49 pm
    i think you may have just become my new hero :')
    - 24paperwings July 21, 2011, 4:39 pm
    I don't know who downrated me nor do I wish to know all I have to say to them is you are a bitch.
    - triclebickle July 22, 2011, 9:36 pm
    - chaosmaster July 22, 2011, 9:58 pm
    thank you for the even out good sir
    - triclebickle July 23, 2011, 1:01 pm
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    "gee call of duty sounds like a lot of fun, i think ill go play for a while"
    you said that aloud to yourself?

    yes i did.
    - exile July 20, 2011, 6:42 pm
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    welcome to the club...

    • gryxng
    • July 20, 2011, 12:52 pm
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    I got banned because i had "Bitches on my stick but my name ain’t Harry Potter." in my bio what a load

    dude thats hilarious. im goin to see harry potter in like 30 minutes. should be epic
    - exile July 21, 2011, 8:15 am
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    I attempted to name my band "Visual AIDS" in Rock Band 3 and was informed that it was not allowed due to provocative content. Tried it with just "Aids" without all caps and got the same message. Ended up naming it "Half Eaten Zombies".

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    I love following annoying kids into different rooms on COD because they love to talk shit, so I just follow them into all the hardcore games and team kill the hell out of them. Wait.... follow.... kids... different rooms.... Oh my god I'm a pedo...

    its aight man.
    - exile July 21, 2011, 11:26 am
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    I've never got banned from XBL because I'm not a fag, nor do I own a fagbox 360.

    - exile July 21, 2011, 8:35 pm
    - CallMeGoogle July 21, 2011, 9:24 pm
    Saying you're "fabulous" makes u look more like a fag...
    - mobiusone7 July 22, 2011, 9:30 am
    - CallMeGoogle July 22, 2011, 6:30 pm
    - chaosmaster July 22, 2011, 9:47 pm
    - CallMeGoogle July 23, 2011, 4:19 am
    - chaosmaster July 23, 2011, 11:11 pm
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    unbanned yet?

    • 720Z
    • July 21, 2011, 8:51 pm
    yeah i posted this like 6 months ago. i dont know how it got brought back.
    - exile July 22, 2011, 10:10 am
    I DID! :D
    - WRAPPEDinBACON July 23, 2011, 1:31 pm
    well thank you good sir
    - exile July 23, 2011, 2:54 pm
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    This is a bit late to the party train we think, 5 months or so... But given what you had in your bio we cannot believe you got banned. Faceless has been trying to get his gamertag banned 100 times. At the moment the gamertag is "HangingSumNigrs", a few notables before that were
    "Jesus McKilJews"
    "Jesus McBurnJew"
    "ShootnsumNigrs" (That one supposedly took less then 30 minutes.)
    And so on and so on... Normally we wouldn't care and we have been busy with other things as of late, but he's trying to get the Hanging name banned and apparently has not only been failing, but been failing at doing so for two months now. We're not sure if this is more funny or pathetic.

    • Dawn
    • July 21, 2011, 9:43 pm
    yeah i dont know why i got banned. probably for the same reason as brotroll1. just some humorless asshole taking offence to something that doesnt mean anything.
    - exile July 22, 2011, 10:13 am
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    Yeah I got banned, After I advertised myself as a hajikilla apparently some fainted hearten muslim took offense..

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    I've been banned before :(

    • peace
    • July 22, 2011, 9:26 am
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