Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it?"

"Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees




Ees a ham bush....."

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  • 6

    Awesome. Your response to this 6 months ago when Dannyl posted this was," ROFL!!! epic joke is epic"

    lol you were right dude his response was that
    - gryxng February 7, 2011, 12:05 am
    oh for real? oops, i just got it emailed today so figured id share it, completely forgot id seen it before, Oh well. this ones worth a repost ;)
    - Dragkyre February 7, 2011, 1:07 am
    yeah, fuk it, let it ride. I still laughed again before I realized.
    - CaptinCrunk February 7, 2011, 1:13 am
    "If it gets posted more than once, it must be good" - Me, and about 975 people before me
    - Dragkyre February 7, 2011, 1:14 am
  • 1

    Pic(s) or it didn't happen.

  • 1

    My mum actually told me this joke ages ago

  • 1

    sheeple - bacon tree

    • Lucky
    • February 7, 2011, 2:41 pm
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