Arnold The Sperminator

"I'll be back.... with children."

Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly had a child 10 years ago. They DNA tested this child and found out that is was truly his son. Well now you may ask, whats the issue? Well the problem is that this child was not birthed
by his wife, but instead his house keeper. Arnold had an affair with his house keeper 10 years ago and they just found out now it was actually his son.

As arnold once said to Lou Ferrigno, "You are looking very bad, Lou"
Well Arnold doesn't seem to be looking too good himself.

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The main reason this broke out in the media so much is said to be the fact that he is the governor of California. Politics tend to be a good cause for personal information to be released.

We can only hope that if he fails to stay governor, he'll come back and make another terminator =P

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  • 6

    I still believe that this has to do something with Skynet though

    • Darius
    • May 21, 2011, 12:20 pm
    Everything has to do with Skynet XD
    - XxDaminalsxX May 21, 2011, 12:22 pm
    Skynet went live April 19th 2011. The world ends May 21st 2011. Coincidence? I think not!
    - CallMeGoogle May 21, 2011, 12:57 pm
    The "Blue Beam project" is slowly coming into play.
    - XxDaminalsxX May 21, 2011, 1:04 pm
    the joke going around is that he had to have the kid so that his son could come back from the future to have his child that will save the world haha
    - bufus101 May 21, 2011, 1:08 pm
    Haha. Project Blue Beam! Wasn't that supposed to happen in like 2000?
    - CallMeGoogle May 21, 2011, 1:12 pm
    I love how the world is going to end in negative 39 minutes!
    - LaMountain May 21, 2011, 1:20 pm
    This is only the 4th world's end I've survived. 1992, 1998, 2000, now 2011. Looking forward to surviving 2012 as well.
    - CallMeGoogle May 21, 2011, 1:26 pm
    I'm not sure about that. I just know that it's supposed to "destroy" the huge meteor that's supposedly hurdling towards the earth. Muse even wrote a song about it.
    - XxDaminalsxX May 21, 2011, 1:44 pm
    2012 is nothing. The Mayans just ran out of room on their circle-rock calendar. No worries.
    - LaMountain May 22, 2011, 3:54 pm
    you forgot 6/6/06 lol.
    - Campincarl May 22, 2011, 4:22 pm
    Oh wow! I did forget that. Good point. Speaking of point...have one more on ol' Google. :]
    - CallMeGoogle May 22, 2011, 4:24 pm
    Google Gave me a point! That's gotta be worth like a whole Ponit! XD
    THank you and you're welcome btw
    - Campincarl May 22, 2011, 4:29 pm
  • 2

    Word is his love child is named John Connor and will bring about the destruction of Skynet...

    we gotta protect him
    - bufus101 May 21, 2011, 1:22 pm
    So get to the choppah!
    - XxDaminalsxX May 21, 2011, 1:45 pm
    Dude i love your new avatar!
    - DarkicoN13 May 21, 2011, 2:58 pm
    i LOVE that video its from!
    - WRAPPEDinBACON May 21, 2011, 4:26 pm
  • 1

    i like how u use the termenater game for this :P

    • BEASTY
    • May 21, 2011, 3:13 pm
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