Anybody have some good Comebacks?

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory...

Were you born on the highway?
because that's where most accidents happen.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

If brains were dynamite, you would not have enough to blow your nose

All day I thought of you...I was at the zoo.

I may be fat but you are ugly, and I can lose weight.
Your turn go..

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  • 4

    Haha alright.

    1. Your penis is so small you piss on your balls.

    2. You're so short, the grass tickles your balls.

    3. F*ck you.

    4. probably masturbate in your mom's bathtub.

    How's that for starters?

  • 2

    Uh, would inappropriate comebacks be appreciated?

    If they are please let me know!

    1. I spy something white! Your teeth! Oh wait...they're yellow.

    2. You were the product of a gas station condom and a one night stand.

    Ehh...I'm not too good at the clean ones...

  • 2

    Haha which ones? Clean or dirty?

  • 2

    That guy sounds like a badass!

  • 1

    Lol aren't those the best kind?

  • 1

    Dirty lol This is SHARENATOR please share :) +1

  • 1

    Lmao very nice :)

  • 1

    Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody put it out with a bag of nickels.

  • 1

    You look like you shave with scissors and eat razor blades for breakfast.

  • 1

    i have the best one ever, go fuck yourself, best said be dick cheney

  • 1

    no i think this is better. You cock juggling THUNDER cunt !

  • 1


    ...oh wait, you want good comebacks

  • 1

    Here are two of my faves:

    - "You're about as useless as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest." -- Rowan Atkinson

    - "You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter." -- Scott Adams


  • 1

    You've got a face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp!

    • Math
    • July 24, 2010, 11:01 am
  • 1

    He is........... the most interesting man in the world.

  • 1

    you've got the face only a blind mother could love.

  • 1

    your dad's a slut. nuff said i win

  • 1

    no best one.
    *takes pants off*
    *girl laughts*
    itsy bitsy tinsy winsy short dick man! wait thats a song. ummm

    ur so ugly to get the dogs to play with u we had to tie beef around your neck.

    your mom's so ugly she looked out a window got arrested for mooning!

    god said let ther be light followed by move(enter name of mokey here) ur big ass head!

    not to good but wtf! ill say waht i want :)

  • 1

    Nu uh to your uh huh!

    • juniper
    • November 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
  • 1

    Fuck you. I win.

    • Goober
    • November 4, 2010, 9:49 pm
  • 1

    "Why thankyou. And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident".

    • Ruleb
    • November 4, 2010, 11:44 pm
  • 1

    i love this picture i had to share it!

    Damn it you beat me to it.
    - Deano10 November 5, 2010, 6:45 am
    haha well the internet doesnt wait
    - Nightmare November 5, 2010, 3:03 pm
  • 1

    Mine is sort of a comeback and a joke.

    You: Knock knock
    Other person:Who's th-
    You:FUCK YOU!

    Alwase at least makes me smile.

  • 1

    "Your mom goes to college"

    • gryxng
    • November 5, 2010, 4:51 am
  • 1

    If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd cut a loud fart.
    If I wanted any lip out of you, I'd undo my fly.

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