And you thought you were having it bad

The life of an egg.

You get laid once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard
It only takes 2 minutes to get soft
You share your place with 5 other guys
After 3 minutes in the hot tub, you get your head cracked and poked by a load of soldiers
But worst of all, the only chick that ever went down on you was your mom


  • noodle
  • July 3, 2010, 12:17 pm
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    wow very wrong with the mom thing eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!

  • 1

    that is kida disturbing

    • gw2250
    • July 3, 2010, 2:23 pm
  • 1

    Noodle,never ceases to amaze me

  • 1

    Thats Nasty

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