About Me: Life of a Russian Badger

Location: A hole in Russia
Name: Titus the Badger
Occupation: Digging holes, hissing
Hobbies: Hissing, digging holes
Goals: To have Morgan Freeman narrate a Nat. Geographic documentary about me

No, I am not a Honey Badger. I am a Russian Badger - I wield the power of 57 Honey Badgers. I fight off Russian Bears for sport.

I start my day off by looking for supplies near my home. Rather cozy, don't you think?

Badger Hole

I must warn you, do not come near my home. This is what happened to a bear:

bear running away

You can see the pure terror.

In case you're wondering, yes, we badgers know how to use the internet. There are, in fact, many of us on this site.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some people to hiss at.

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    holyjesustittyfuckingchrist that's a scary badger

    Like I said, there are many of us on this site.

    *Hisses to strike fear in your heart*
    - TheRussianBadger February 25, 2013, 11:31 am
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