About Me: Life of Ember

Good evening Sharenator, Ember is participating in this bandwagon. Ember has expanded on the original post to include more information because Ember does what she wants. Everyone is welcome on the bandwagon, we are currently surving bacon. Those who do not like bacon are welcome to sit on the roof away from the normal people and cats.

Age: 18
Name: Anastasia
Quest: To be an intelligence analyst.
Favorite color: Blue.
Favorite movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Occupation: Military (Ember will not specify because you know how Ember is and she doesn't want to reflect badly upon her branch, you know how Ember is.*)
Hobbies: Drawing, writing, sleeping, tennis, running, internet, video games, music, sharenator, and of course moderating Sharenator.
Favorite pet: Steve the rock, he is a good rock. Ember loves Steve.

Ember doesn't have pictures from her life because that would mean you would know what Ember looks like. Once you know that you can track her down and kill her. That would be bad. Of course there is always the chance that Ember would catch and torture you instead. So you should not try to kill Ember. Ember doesn't like being killed.**

*If you don’t know how Ember is you will soon.
**This only applies to certain people, they know who they are. They are after Ember. EMBER KNOWS WHO YOU ARE YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!

yes the rock too

Ember is very cereal about this.

Link to original GangsterMonkey post.

  • ember
  • February 4, 2013, 5:40 pm
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    Ember you never fail to make me laugh :D ^-^

    Don't laugh at Ember she is very, very cereal.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 5:52 pm
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    I will finde where you live and visit you and hug you XD

    • Vans
    • February 4, 2013, 6:04 pm
    Et tu, Vans? Ember trusted you and now you've gone and thrown it all away. Ember suspected many people but not you. Do not come after Ember, she doesn't wish to harm you.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 6:07 pm
    Vans.. o_o Didn't think you were still here. So many old members.. :D Tis awesome.
    - GangsterMonkey February 4, 2013, 6:11 pm
    Ember belives most of us are still here, checking in from time to time. They just don't stop for long because the site has gotten slow and they don't see anything much to comment on.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 6:14 pm
    naw I am always nice :P just like the stuff you wrote ;-)
    - Vans February 4, 2013, 6:26 pm
    You should, Ember wrote it. Also, it's always the nice ones. You don't suspect it whey they throw the hood over your head.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 6:31 pm
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    The Holy Grail is all well and good, but I'm more of a "Life of Brian" guy myself. XD

    Ember did enjoy the Life of Brian but the Holy Grail holds a special place in Embers heart. It's right next to bacon and internet.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 7:13 pm
    Holy Grail is definitely the best, british humour at its best
    - poopiteepoop February 4, 2013, 7:24 pm
    This is true 'Tis a work of art, there are so many memorable quotes from it.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 7:28 pm
    - MIKYTEY February 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
    Yes, how else would they get coconuts.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 11:06 pm
    it was a question not a comment.
    also, it's been far too long since i've seen the movie
    - MIKYTEY February 4, 2013, 11:19 pm
    Ember knew, she just decided to take it in a different direction because Ember does what she wants.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 11:23 pm
    i know that, also. what would you do if i knew someone who knew someone who had a fish named steve?
    - MIKYTEY February 4, 2013, 11:25 pm
    - ember February 4, 2013, 11:26 pm
    My sister has two cats named Dave and Steve.
    - Math February 5, 2013, 8:17 am
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    i dont know... i mean, he owes me money... and if you get him first, i dont get paid...

    • February 4, 2013, 11:28 pm
    Ember can mug him.
    - ember February 4, 2013, 11:35 pm
    i've already done it, but he never carries enough. so i'm doing it... alot... also, raping and pillaging the villagers.
    - MIKYTEY February 4, 2013, 11:36 pm
    Good plan, rape is always the answer. Ember will kill, rape and mug him! Ember is sure she can sell his body to sciance. Good plan, rape is always the answer. Ember will kill, rape and mug him! Ember is sure she can sell his body to science for enough to pay his debt to MIKYTEY. If not we can pimp him out to raise the money. Though that would be better if Ember kept him alive for a bit. There is a smaller market for dead bodies, they tend to pay more when you find them though. It's a hassle to steal/dig up your own. And you never know what state of decay they will be in. This is a good plan, let's do it!
    - ember February 4, 2013, 11:44 pm
    his name's josh, ill get back to you on the location...
    - MIKYTEY February 4, 2013, 11:57 pm
    Roger, Ember will be here waiting. So which plan is MIKYTEY giving the green light?
    - ember February 5, 2013, 12:01 am
    fish pimp. although it could go wrong in so many ways...
    - MIKYTEY February 5, 2013, 12:02 am
    Oh god, the pictures in Embers head right now shouldn't be there. Where is the bleach!?
    - ember February 5, 2013, 12:06 am
    todd drank it all...
    - MIKYTEY February 5, 2013, 12:11 am
    Fucking Todd, that asshat always screws Ember over. It's about time that boy gets a talking to. And when Ember says talking to Ember means Todd will be scarred for life.
    - ember February 5, 2013, 12:13 am
    her name is actually amanda... and no, she's not a tranny
    - MIKYTEY February 5, 2013, 12:25 am
    Well then, Ember guesses tonights the night Amanda Todd dies.
    - ember February 5, 2013, 12:30 am
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    Why does Ember always speak in the 3rd person perspective?

    Ember is not speaking in third person. Ember does not know what TheRussianBadger is talking about.
    - ember February 8, 2013, 11:34 am
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    EMBER.... you are amazing... please don't kill me.... I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!!!

    If DemonAngel wants to live he must present to Ember one bacon cookie. DO IT DEMONANGEL OR EMBER WILL DO WHAT SHE WANTS WITH THIS STICK! *holds up stick*
    - ember February 8, 2013, 11:39 am
    On one hand a bacon cookie sounds awesome on the other hand I am very curious as to what you will do with that stick.... hmmmm
    - DemonAngel February 11, 2013, 9:34 am
    Demon Angel doesn't want to know. Ember has used and or threatened use of the stick multiple times. It is the rape stick.
    - ember February 11, 2013, 2:29 pm
    *quickly scurries about to make a bacon cookie for Ember and then presents it to her on a silver platter* please don't rape me.... ;)
    - DemonAngel February 11, 2013, 3:17 pm
    Huzzah, all the cookies are belong to Ember. Is DemonAngel sure about the no rape thing? It doesn't hurt Ember at all.
    - ember February 11, 2013, 6:24 pm
    While I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you I feel like it would end up with me not being able to sit for weeks
    - DemonAngel February 11, 2013, 7:29 pm
    That is the best part.
    - ember February 11, 2013, 7:31 pm
    ok you may but only if we do it at your place :P
    - DemonAngel February 11, 2013, 8:09 pm
    Ember will use the rape stick wherever and whenever she wants. DON'T TELL EMBER WHAT TO DO!
    - ember February 11, 2013, 8:22 pm
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    Heh well sharenator seems to like Ember cause it won't let me reply to your comment... So i am forced to do this.... EMBER BAD GIRL NO RAPE STICK BAD BAD BAD :P NOW BE A GOOD KITTY AND USE THE LITTERBOX

    - ember February 14, 2013, 9:15 pm
    - DemonAngel February 14, 2013, 11:14 pm
    Why would DemonAngel need to be told where he lives? And to think people think Ember is stupid.
    - ember February 15, 2013, 5:08 pm
    Fine Ember I'll be more specific... Do you know where I am? If so PROVE IT :P
    - DemonAngel February 16, 2013, 1:13 pm
    ARE YOU CALLING EMBER A LIER! Thems fighting words.
    - ember February 16, 2013, 11:09 pm
    Wispy no longer knows what's going on.
    - Wispy February 16, 2013, 11:23 pm
    Are you in on this to Wispy!
    - ember February 17, 2013, 1:48 am
    MWAHAHAHA with wispy's help we shall take you down Ember
    - DemonAngel February 17, 2013, 7:42 pm
    But Wispy wishes to remain neutral and shall do so until further notice.

    - Wispy February 18, 2013, 12:10 am
    - ember February 18, 2013, 1:32 am
    MWAHAHAHAHAHA..... I SHALL RULE THE WORLD..... and you ember will be my queen
    - DemonAngel February 18, 2013, 9:30 am
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