A new way for terrorists to talk to their god.

MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISLAMIC TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained & highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No Anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches & pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it. Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
the Marines

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implant - a new way for terrorists to talk to their god.

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    I heard about another chip that is implanted called shrapnel the insertion site is sometimes cauterized to prevent infection.
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    that is true, either will work well.
    - StudTastic May 11, 2011, 3:37 pm
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