Ok, I'll try to be as helpful as I can, and if you are unsatisfied with Yoshi's, you are unsatisfied.
However, if you are are REALLY unsatisfied, you can send me back to the woods with all the other Yoshi's.
If you just came here to ask something dirty, ask and I will answer.
And finally, if you use your Yoshi regularly, and you love Yoshi's, YOU, my sir, are awesome.

I did this for the sole reason of I was bored, I wanted to make fun of that ask a girl post (because it could easily fall into the "porn" category). This is the only time I will do one of these (aside from my original "Ask a Daminals" post). So, I too made this as a piss-take of ask a girl.

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    Do female yoshi's belong in the kitchen like our females?

    Yes, yes they do.
    - XxDaminalsxX December 19, 2010, 8:49 pm
    Awesome. WEll now i know everything i ever wanted to know about yoshi's.
    - papereeno December 20, 2010, 3:08 am
    Glad I could help :3
    - XxDaminalsxX December 20, 2010, 9:56 am they make good sammiches?
    - papereeno December 20, 2010, 11:05 am
    Oh yes, my friend, they make fine egg sammiches.
    - XxDaminalsxX December 20, 2010, 11:06 am
    Wow. thanks. now i know
    - papereeno December 20, 2010, 11:07 am
  • 1

    How often does Mario hop off you in mid air, forcing you to fall to your death?

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    do you eat people and make them eggs?

    Maybe. Just maybe. But if I showed you, I'd have to kill you. Y'know what I mean? ;D
    - XxDaminalsxX November 6, 2011, 5:38 pm
    yeah i know
    - castlewarsisawsome November 6, 2011, 5:42 pm
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    How strong is your special beam cannon? :o

    • Disco
    • November 6, 2011, 5:55 pm
    I'm glad somebody finally got the reference. xD
    It's strong enough to drill through people. :o
    - XxDaminalsxX November 13, 2011, 8:27 pm
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    I need to make this quick, Do yoshi's have that 'special' time of the year... cause there is one outside my bedroom door... and he is trying to get in...

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