I've been out to sea for a couple weeks and I'm starting to get bored. Figured this would be a good way to pass some time and get to know my fellow sharenators a little better. So go ahead and ask away.

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    If you have so much free time, how come you're not qualified yet? If you have nothing to do, we have zone discrepancies to fix. If you're not doing anything, I could use a hand with this remedial task a blind ape could do. It only takes one person ten minutes to accomplish, so with two of us it should take five minutes! One last thing before you go, finish the 1600 work list that I was given at the morning muster, forgot to tell anyone about because my head is in my ass and I have some other shit going on, then clean those spots in the bilge that only God could see if he cared enough to look. Oh yeah, I sent your leave chit up for review yesterday, I know you're leave is supposed to start in five minutes, I think the Department Head lost it, or did i just forget? Fuck it, go hand route it now, then bang out that shit i told you to do. Oh, yeah... check out with me before you go. Actually, call me on my cell, I've got an appointment. Have fun on leave. Stay safe. Call the Command if you get into any touble, or if you get hurt. Don't drink and drive, and make sure you have a plan. Oh, I almost forgot, the Yeoman wanted me to give you this, it's from PSD, I opened it and read it already, because I'm a dick, your pay is fucked up. Have fun on leave!

    • Lucky
    • February 1, 2011, 11:19 am
    Wait... What?
    - SuDoku February 1, 2011, 11:21 am
    SSN Never Again!
    - Lucky February 1, 2011, 11:22 am
    Holy shit thats funny. Where did u get that long ass speech. 4 years ago I woulda believed every bit of it and been paraniod about somebody else from the ship using the site and finding out about me slacking off.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 5:42 pm
    I've heard it a million times, I was on a fast attack. Ain't no slack on a fast attack, not, biggest turds floating around in the toilet that is the ocean. I've got seven in, one more and I'm out. Had to take my shore duty to get some reciprocity. Fuck this shit, it's a joke. I don't know what your take on it all is, but for me FTN! I'm taking my 9/11 GI Bill and getting the fuck out before I loose any more of myself to the retarded people in charge of our failing government's failing navy. FTW, FTN, and fuck your shipmates, because they're out for blood and they're not stopping!
    - Lucky February 2, 2011, 2:09 am
    What boat r u on?
    - bostonboy86 February 2, 2011, 2:40 am
    that's not important, they are all the same.
    - Lucky February 2, 2011, 9:16 am

    Your gospel is good.
    - CaptinCrunk February 2, 2011, 11:27 am
    Just wondering. I used to be an FT until I had to cross rate.
    - bostonboy86 February 2, 2011, 3:58 pm
    I'm an A-Ganger.
    - Lucky February 3, 2011, 6:40 am
    Well, good luck finishing up your time. I'm out next may.
    - bostonboy86 February 3, 2011, 8:30 pm
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    Have you attached your soap to a rope yet?

    • SuDoku
    • February 1, 2011, 2:13 am
    Aw, you changed it. i liked the comic sans one better
    - DarkicoN13 February 1, 2011, 3:04 am
    I wish. We have a guy waiting at in the shower with scissors in case anybody tries to. They don't want us breaking tradition I guess.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 3:09 am
    Okay.. I'll bring back the COMIC SAAAAAAANS! guy.
    - SuDoku February 1, 2011, 3:54 am
    - DarkicoN13 February 1, 2011, 4:30 am
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    soooo seen any fish?

    Do dolphins count? Because we run over about 20 of them a day.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 3:14 am
    LOL shit i was not expecting that haha man i think im going to hell for laughing as hard as i did at that :P im gonna say yes they do count
    - Nightmare February 1, 2011, 3:29 am
    Hell doesn't compare to the open seas.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 3:39 am
    i was thinking of joining the navy cos i went out on my dads friends boat and loved being on the sea..but i suppose it loses its appeal after a while or even working on a cruise ship just to be able to wake up and smell the sea air everyday
    - Nightmare February 1, 2011, 3:44 am
    I work 6-6 everyday of the week. Don't get too much time to really sit back and enjoy it. Its fun the first time you go but gradually gets more and more boring.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 3:50 am
    mmm i can imagine it would..just the idea is apealing to me
    - Nightmare February 1, 2011, 3:53 am
    Fuck dolphins cocky little bastards congrats on giving them what the deserve.
    - gemie89 February 1, 2011, 12:20 pm
    you can lead a horse to water, but you can't force it to drink.
    - Lucky February 1, 2011, 1:28 pm
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    Are you a seaman?

    Not for many years. A seamen is only an E-3.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 3:38 am
    - XxDaminalsxX February 1, 2011, 4:21 am
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    Do you need any extra seamen on your poop-deck?

    You can never have too much seamen. NEVER.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 5:17 am
    - hightec February 1, 2011, 11:52 am
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    did you want to jump off the boat after the pats playoff game?

    Not really. I would survive the jump.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 5:20 am
    - Tremp20k February 1, 2011, 8:22 am
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    how come you've got teh internets in the middle of the sea?

    Hell if I know. I'm not gonna question something this great.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 5:39 pm
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    what ship are you stationed on? i'm at pearl harbor.

    Stennis. Ship is out of Washington state but we met it in san diego.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 9:31 pm
    CVN-74.that sucks dude, aircraft carrier...ive heard some shit about them.
    shit your not so far. what rate/paygrade?
    - sephirothnatis February 1, 2011, 10:46 pm
    Yeah carriers suck. Used to be on a sub. Long story. Now I am an AZ2.
    - bostonboy86 February 1, 2011, 11:00 pm
    so wait, you were on a sub but taken off one...did you have to change rates? i cant imagine an AZ being on a sub =/ where were you stationed out of when you were on a sub?

    (hey, im giving you something to do lol)
    - sephirothnatis February 1, 2011, 11:08 pm
    Used to be an FT. Got into a fight and I either had to cross-rate or get out. My brother is an AZ so I just picked his job and tried it out.
    - bostonboy86 February 2, 2011, 12:09 am
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